Motivation cruising at a steady -10,000
Managing Director is on holiday. I have only just got in from the doc: I do not have another peritonsular abscess which I thought I did. Most relieved: my airway was down to 10% of what it should have been last time, two syringes of blood and pus were drained before I could breathe properly.

Nice lunchtime banter from me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:00, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dude that sounds uncomfortable. You alright?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Lovely. I am glad I have not had soup for lunch now.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Well at least you're here now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Exactly.
THE PARTY'S BACK ON, KIDS!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Can I come to the party?
Can I? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I dunno
Are you really Chompy/Ed/Bert in disguise? Did we clarify this?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Jeff's none of the above - he's darned cool.

Despite posts like the one above that make him look like a wheedling nonce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)

There is nothing wheedling about me.
I'm 100% nonce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

60% nonce
40% dog fucker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Do you think a 50/50 split would be better?
I can lower my nonce score and ramp up the dog fucking a bit? Maybe by showering every other day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

combine the two by fucking puppies

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Damn you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Genius points set to MAX

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

you are also a sick fucker
I just saw your last post about my nephew. *SHUDDER* but funny!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

How did caring for your nephew go last night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

He stayed awake for all of an hour
before crashing out so I watched the footy. I think my brother realises I am not the best baby sitter so knackers him out and doesn't let him sleep during the day when I have to have him. Plus I got to watch Liverpool get spanked which is always nice.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Skim reading your post
It says to me.

'We watched the football, before I got his knackers out and refused to let him sleep. I spanked him too'.

Obviously, reading your post closely tells a different story altogether.

Did you dye his hair ginger?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

You're compelling me to call Esther Ransom (no idea of spelling)
now you horrible child raper!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Sorry.
I will say no more.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

say rape children
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Fuck puppies.
Both bases covered.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Also, worst of all the shoes.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Brilliant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

That's why felt compelled to check

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Oh dear Monty
You poor thing. Hope you feel better soon.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Aw Mont that's cack
You have this in your throat
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

A very small Polaroid?
I do hope not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

:(
Quinsy is another name for peritonsigle onduals
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

OK 'House', give Roota her login back.
It's not funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Aren't you even going to laugh at 'peritonsigle onduals'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I meant
that nicking your login wasn't funny. I grinned broadly at the post, my dear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Hoorah
mind yer throat when you smile
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Are you calling her fat?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)