DING
This morning I was really motivated I did loads of work, had a smile... but since about 1130 I've lost all motivation and thought fuck it.

How's your motivation today?
Alternatively let's talk about sex lunch. I had a ham roll it was dull I am going out at lunchtime to find chocolate
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:31, 139 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

chicken balti soup
with a bovril sandwich dipped in it

motivation is better than yesterday, but it's dipping, rapidly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I'm going to the shops in a minute to get some lunch
And I don't know what to have.

Space Raiders are the only thing I can think of.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I need to phone someone about arranging an interview
They were meant to phone me yesterday, but since they were just back from holiday, I wasn't surprised they didn't. Either that, or they've changed their minds and don't want me. Luckily, this requires very little motivation, and is the only thing on my to-do list for the day.

edit: ham sandwiches, as that's all I have in the house.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

motivation should be high
suddenly I have a lot less time to do all the things I had to do. But I just got out of the bath and I'm sat on B3TA wearing a towel *sigh*

I think it may be time for some kind of elaborate lunch, suggestions?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Pheasant
Stuffed with horse.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I shall go run over both
right away
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

pheasants are suicidal
I've never hit one but clipped about 20
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

it's the horse I'll have to chase

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

they're so stupid
"I'll hide at the side of the road and then just as the car is passing, I'll run out! That'll teach it"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

there are some farm dogs up the road from me who do that. Scares the shit out of me every morning.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Oddly I was the same
9:00 until 11:30-ish I was a whirling dervish of getting-shit-done. Since I got back to my desk, I've been on here...

I haven't eaten yet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I have just eaten
A sausage roll and the juiciest apple EVAH. It was drippin' down my hands and onto the floor.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Attractive

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I know I am, but what are you?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Today I look slightly lesbian
And butch lesbian not porn lesbian
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I'm sure there's a butch lesbian porn genre out there somewhere.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Let's hope it stays out there.
Wouldn't want it in here, would we?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Pretty low
I've had a morning of unrelenting problems and stress, which I've dealt with. Now I just want to crawl into a hole and hide.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Go drive your awesome car around

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I wasn't motivated at all this morning
As my simulation wasn't working yesterday, but it did as soon as I started this morning, so now I'm very happy.

I feel good too because we have reduced the number of places where we might celebrate the wedding. We've gone from around 20 to 6; 2 of them are hotels and the other 4 are cottages. I can put the links here if you're curious. I'd be glad if you offer some advice too.

I had cottage pie and an apple. I'm dying for some chocolate, but no, no, no chocolate for me, no.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

tuna pasta salad
from Tesco. They cover it in mayonnaisey brilliance, I love it. I was in Burger King last night and the guy said they didn't do mayonnaise sachets anymore. I must have looked really sad because he apologised loads.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Did he
tell you a Whopper?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

that was dreadful.
Although he could have offered me a plate with mayonnaise on it, because they have mayo in their chicken burgers so obviously there is mayonnaise on the premises.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

You should have burst out crying
And seen if you could get free stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I should do this more often.
I'm really rubbish with demanding free stuff. Just yesterday my rental agency paid my rent to my sister's bank account instead of mine so I rang them to shout at them, they apologised and I was like "oh ok, thanks!". I'm such a pussy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Mayonnaise is worse than celery
Salad Cream is far superior.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Nothing on earth (including Zyklon B and the works of D. Bowie)
is worse than celery (ruiner of stews).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

salad cream is fucking vile. Mayonaisse is ok. Garlic mayonaisse rocks.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

non-existent
Getting slowly more and more fed up with people treating me like i'm some kind of fucking idiot. Add your own scores to that one.

Fruit and ryvita, yip.
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I've had a bag of salad
and half a cucumber. It's not filled me up enough.

Shall I be sensible and get a tasty sandwich, or go all out and get a fat arse burrito from Chilango?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I kind of want a macdonalds.
I know it's not real food and I just don't care
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Don't do it!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Because you're concerned for my health?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

It's made of the devil.
Unless you're hung over and all you wanted was the deep fried cheese, then it's allowed.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

There isn't a subway anywhere near where I work
which makes me sadface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Tough times.
I think there are about six within a five minute walk of my office.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Buy rolls and filling
and make your own sandwiches to bring to work.

I've been doing that for ever and it has the dual advantages of cost and getting exactly the ingredients you want in your sandwich.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I had ham
it was dull. I hate making lunch it never tastes as nice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I had thick cut ham
with cheese and tomato. Admittedly not a very nice tomato. It had the consistency of a pepper. I couldn't find any locally grown ones in the shop last week so had to buy Dutch tomatoes. That's all wrong.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

There's one 50 metres from mine
It's shit.

OK, not quite shit, but stupidly expensive.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Occasionally you just gotta do it
I know the feeling.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I've just been to McDonalds & am now suffering post junk-food guilt

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

why has no one made a joke about half a cucumber filling him up?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

because we're not crass and uncouth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Ham and emintile cheese sammiches,
and some pineapple.

I can't bothered to do anything today, but conveniently I don't really have anything to do so it's win-win.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Wild Mushroom soup
Omm nom nom
( Peej, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I actually had lunch today.
smoked mackrel and rocket salad on a ciabata.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

posh bint.
you coming to pole this week?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Can't :(
I have a dentist appointment. When were you thinking of booking for you me and your teacher?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I'll need to check with her on Thursday as to when she can make it
she's a nurse so she works odd hours. I'll ask her and let you know. She's awesome, she just floats around the pole.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Righto.
Ooo, this is exciting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

S'almost like one of my favourite bagel combos
Black Pepper Boursin, Smoked Mackerel, Watercress and a dash of French Dressing. Awesome.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Salt beef, gherkins, English mustard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

yes please

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Sleepy
I have to go and be nice to people soon.
Having a week on the receiving end of customer service made me forget.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I've just got home
for lunch and there is nothing nice. Apart from a pack of Frazzles.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I don't like frazzles

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

They are my favourite cheap crisps along with cheese and onion squares.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Cheese and onion squares were fantastic
when I was a lad, 30 or so years ago. Didn't know they still made them.

Scampi fries were my secondary school snack of choice.

*gets hungry despite having had lunch already*

*goes off to Tesco*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

haha tesco own frazzles are epic.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Oh dear god this ^^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I'm going to have some great lunch the weekend after next.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

No one cares.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Your words really hurt sometimes applebite.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

don't worry Chompy,
I care about your future lunches.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Only because you're booked into make him one when you get here.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

depending how he treats me I'll either put tabasco or tomatoes into it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

*cough*MASSIVEFUCKINGSUCKUP*cough*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

that was the point TGB.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

That you now love Chompy?
It's so hard to keep up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'm very loveable

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

loveable creepy and rapey
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Do you remember the first time I called you creepy?
You got really upset. And now you seem to have developed a resistance. Obviously I've over used it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

*attention*
there you go, now you can run off and play
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

no dear it was sarcastic sucking up.
you know, like when I say I like talking to you too, even though I kinda don't.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

You've never said you like talking to me
I think because of that whole "incident" you know... back "then"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

well I could say it.
I like talking to most people actually. Even Al on occasion.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Wait.. do you like me or not?
Because it's almost September and I need to write my christmas card list soon
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'm ambivalent until such time as we meet and I get to know you better.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

"then" "there"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

You'll be back there in a minute

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Are you offering to let me kick your back doors in?
The weekend's looking up!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I do my best.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

make sure you mention it every day so it's built up to epic proportions
and do a drumroll before you reveal what it is.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Boiled egg and toast for lunch.
Got some chocolate muffins in the Co-op reduced to 50p for two. Massive they are, gonna stuff my face with them.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

jealous

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I AM GOING TO THE CO-OP SOON IF THEY DON'T HAVE MUFFINS I AM STEALING YOURS

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

They had loads if you drive to Bristol
Which you'd have to do anyway to steal mine.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Boiled/poached are the tastiest eggs.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Fried are the Daddy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)

No
They taste more of nothing
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)

But when put onto a buttered white roll with any/all of the following, they are the best
- Bacon
- Sausage
- Black Pudding
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Motivation cruising at a steady -10,000
Managing Director is on holiday. I have only just got in from the doc: I do not have another peritonsular abscess which I thought I did. Most relieved: my airway was down to 10% of what it should have been last time, two syringes of blood and pus were drained before I could breathe properly.

Nice lunchtime banter from me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Dude that sounds uncomfortable. You alright?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Lovely. I am glad I have not had soup for lunch now.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Well at least you're here now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Exactly.
THE PARTY'S BACK ON, KIDS!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Can I come to the party?
Can I? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I dunno
Are you really Chompy/Ed/Bert in disguise? Did we clarify this?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Jeff's none of the above - he's darned cool.

Despite posts like the one above that make him look like a wheedling nonce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)

There is nothing wheedling about me.
I'm 100% nonce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

60% nonce
40% dog fucker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Do you think a 50/50 split would be better?
I can lower my nonce score and ramp up the dog fucking a bit? Maybe by showering every other day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

combine the two by fucking puppies

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Damn you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Genius points set to MAX

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

you are also a sick fucker
I just saw your last post about my nephew. *SHUDDER* but funny!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

How did caring for your nephew go last night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

He stayed awake for all of an hour
before crashing out so I watched the footy. I think my brother realises I am not the best baby sitter so knackers him out and doesn't let him sleep during the day when I have to have him. Plus I got to watch Liverpool get spanked which is always nice.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Skim reading your post
It says to me.

'We watched the football, before I got his knackers out and refused to let him sleep. I spanked him too'.

Obviously, reading your post closely tells a different story altogether.

Did you dye his hair ginger?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

You're compelling me to call Esther Ransom (no idea of spelling)
now you horrible child raper!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Sorry.
I will say no more.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

say rape children
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Fuck puppies.
Both bases covered.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Also, worst of all the shoes.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Brilliant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

That's why felt compelled to check

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Oh dear Monty
You poor thing. Hope you feel better soon.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Aw Mont that's cack
You have this in your throat
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

A very small Polaroid?
I do hope not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

:(
Quinsy is another name for peritonsigle onduals
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

OK 'House', give Roota her login back.
It's not funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Aren't you even going to laugh at 'peritonsigle onduals'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I meant
that nicking your login wasn't funny. I grinned broadly at the post, my dear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Hoorah
mind yer throat when you smile
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Are you calling her fat?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Mine is shit
I've spent most of the last 2 days on here.

For lunch, I had a Meatball Marinara from Subway, as I have no food in the house, but I do have £2.

In other news, I've just been reading about Dunblane, and it makes me incredibly sad. A lot of things like that have recently, like this story from the 'Letters You'll Never Read' QOTW. What's happening to me? Have I lost all of my cynicism?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

What's sad about Dunblane?
1. Confused loner - check.
2. Random slayings (preferably school) - check.
3. Standoff and suicide - check.

Bit of an 'old-skool classic' if you ask me. It's no 'Virginia Tech' or 'Moaty' but all in all I'd classify it as a 'damned good try'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I think it's the kids dying.
I didn't give a shit about Bird or Moat, but Dunblane just seems really upsetting.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Is it because children are cute?
I bet you cried at that cat in the wheelie bin.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I would cry at the cat in the wheelie bin
I cry whenever things are baaad or someone does something cruel.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, TOUGHEN YOURSELF UP!
What if /talk see this?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I can't
I can be tough in real life and shove rude people and walk like a dead 'ard scally when it's 4am and I don't want my bhajis or my purse getting nicked.
But you show me a bit of suffering on the telly or play me a sad song and I'm off, like Tiny Tears.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

What, you wet yourself?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

That's only when I'm elated.
The sadness is the crying bit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Ya meff

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Imagine how scared the cat was?
It'll be all
"oh noez why iz it darkz noew?"
"My luvley ownerz wil be herez ne minz, I just haz to bez bwave"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Nope, I found it reasonably funny
Twattish, but funny. Nope, I don't like kids, they irritate me. That's whats so confusing...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)