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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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'Reanimated Moaty on the loose once again in Rothbury'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
"This just in"
"Necromancers have reanimated the corpse of recently deceased killer Raoul Moat and have unleashed him on Rothbury"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Oh God
That would be incredible!
*fetches Necronomicon*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)
"Clato, Verata, Necktie!"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)
"There, I said it! Guess I'll just be taking the book now..."
"Hey, I said the damn magic words!"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I'd watch that
while sitting in my dressing gown eating a bucket of chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Fishing rod by your side....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)
whilst listening to "fog on the tyne"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I read that as
eating a bucket of children.

I did wonder why you were breeding, it's for the free food
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)
A modest proposal.
They do taste like chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
They should have got that German doctor/pathologist bloke..
to do that plastination thing on him. He could have been palced down by the river as a tourist attraction.
(Cave Duck, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)
^This is my kind of thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Or replaced the Angel of the North
With a giant stuffed Moaty holding a shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)
it would look better
I think that statue is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I agree
It looks like a crashed Spitfire
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)
There a couple of Antony Gormley pieces at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park.
"One trick pony."
(Cave Duck, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Winner

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Why aren't WE in charge of Britain?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)
One day Monty, one day.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I've been planning my own 'Fourth Reich' for so long now.
I'm starting to doubt it will ever come to pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Have you made a nice, imposing symbol?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)
I was hoping you might help with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I'll get to work
Best thing to do is rip off another religion's symbol, it right fucked off them Buddhist fellas, and they're normally such a placid bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Key policies?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Oh, mainly just traditional intolerance-based stuff, you know...
No gyppoes, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

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