Even when they've been vajazzled?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It looks like a lump of greasy kebab meat sprinkled with hair
The ones on the show did, at least. I think I had my eyes closed most of the time the time I came face to face with one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

This sounds like a show I should be watching.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

The Sex Education Show?
Should be able to 4OD it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Is it just minges, minges, minges?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

This episode was minge, spot the clit, when one tit is bigger, how to spot a lesbian
and People Who Can't Walk Have Sex.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

It's good to see Channel 4 taking a typically mature approach to these sensitive subjects

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

They did a bit on coming out though
you might have found it useful.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

"Coming out" as in "admitting one's rampant bumderism to friends and family"
Or "Coming out" as in "removing oneself, post-coitus, without spraying shit everywhere"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

The first, I'd imagine you'd got a handle on the second
or at least invested in a groundsheet
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Oh, I have
It looks like the fucking Somme
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I'm only replying to this because it's so very, very far over the page.
I don't even have an opinion.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I suspect that last bit has ruined it for me.
Ah well.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It's a series
and apparently each episode they had "people you don't want to think about having sex having sex". Fat people, and old people - one woman interviewed cackled "I'm 68, but I prefer to 69!"

I wept.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Lovely.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Here you are
www.channel4.com/programmes/the-sex-education-show/4od
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Fnar fnar

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Isn't fnar fnar usually where there's innuendo?
I was deathly serious throughout that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Ok, it's a tenuous fnar fnar, but you did say
"Face to face with them"
Which implied there was one in the room with you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

There's always a vagina in the same room as me, you dolt

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yes, but I'd be rather alarmed if you could come face to face with your own.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

To be honest, so would I

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

excellent use of the term 'dolt'

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)