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Confectionary Pigmentation
Are purple sweets are better then all other coloured sweets?

Are green coloured sweets the worst?
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:04, 173 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Purple and red are the best
Green and yellow are the worst.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I like yellow
sweets but they're no purple.

Green are still shit.
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

banana is yellow, you cunt

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Green are acceptable.
No more than that though.
Yellow, though...ugh. I just finished a tube of Fruit Pastilles with nine (9!) yellow ones in it. It was like a living hell.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

You take that back
Green fruit pastilles are the worst offender!
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

You've clearly never chewed a green and a black at the same time.
It is like a tiny mouth orgasm, and you get to feel like you made a recipe. Green ones on their own, yeah, meh. See also: orange and black, green and red.

(Edit: and red and black, but that has to be saved for when you really feel you deserve it.)

Yellow are utterly irredeemable.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

*Runs to corner shop to experiment*
Will let you know.
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Fuck off back to nonce-tips.org.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

POTD

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Green sweets that are apple flavoured are shit
But the lime ones are good. Also, purple coloured stuff can be bubblegum flavoured, which is manky, though yeah the berry flavoured ones are great.

Best sweets are Spogs, or pink and blue jelly buttons..... and that's from three years dedicated research when I was working part time for a sweet wholesalers through university!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Best sweets
are Fox's Glacier Fruits
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Eh. They're ok I guess...
But I still prefer the crunchy hundreds and thousands style coating and the ever so subtle aniseed flavour of the jelly buttons and spogs.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I thought you might not like the black ones, donno why, there is something about you that seems to hate blacks.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I'm totally a chefologist.
blog.90nz0.com/2010/08/24/indian-style-tika%E2%80%99ish-lamb-kebabs-with-tzatziki-on-italian-flat-bread/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

That looks great
Will have to try it out when I get back from visiting family.

Power has finally come back online after 18(!) hours
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Have you talked with the girl at the café yet?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

She's on holiday, I accidently asked out her dad instead.
=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Is he up for it?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

haha

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Oh
I think we all need to know that story. Please.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

we all know it

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I don't
I've been busy.

I need to know the story.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

He asked out the dad.
Now you know the story.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

>:P

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

^ I love this response

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Yeah but black ones covers Liqourice stuff
Like Liqourice cuttings.... and they're great!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Fuck Off Sweets

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Is it just small cats
you hate? How do you feel about lions?
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I wouldn't mess with a Lion
but a Lion's not going to spend its entire life thinking it's better than me
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

No.
It *knows* it's better than you. It's a lion.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

fuck off bert

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

does the B in your name stand for Bert?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

As much as the C in yours stands for Cunt

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

haha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

/talk is the one with the bad rep
but you lot are the most awfullest of the bullies I've come across on this website.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

if you weren't so shit
then you wouldn't get abused
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I still smile when I remember the day
Kaol had a sock puppet banned for being "too shit for b3ta".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'm amazed his main account didn't follow

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

so you're saying I should post more until you like me?
but it's hard for me to hate cats in threads that aren't about cats
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

stop being really boring

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

*gives Cat Hater a bog-wash and wedgie*
EDIT 'most awfullest'? Fuck off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

:'(

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

POTD!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Have you cleared that with Monty?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

*checks paperwork*

No, I don't believe he has.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Ahhhh
This POTD stands for .... erm ....
Poussin Oeuf something something....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Thank fuck someone else asked
I don't like looking nooby. Even if I am. Piss Off To Death? Pictures Of Troll Dung?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I thought it was Post Of The Day
but in my case probably prick of the day or something.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

It is 'post of...'. I think I may have started it.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Well, you apparently have a monopoly on its distribution...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Even though not approved by Monty
I am still quite pleased with this. I have now had my first POTD and my first 1st on qotw.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

It's all downhill from here on.
Best kill yourself now whilst you're on a high.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I still need to get a little picture by name
and go to a bash.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

you get the picture by donating some money
you fucking cheapskate
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I gave those cunts £20 and got FUCK ALL.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

you need to select one

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I didn't get the option to.
In truth I don't give a toss either...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

it's probably in the update your profile bit
but if you don't give a toss then fuck you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

yeah I know
however until Natwest stop sending my new card to my old fucking address I can't set up a paypal account.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Real men don't eat sweets
Ask me about steak and beer
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Whats the best colour for
steak?
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Brown on the outside, slightly pink on the inside
nom
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

blood red on this inside

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

For Sirloin and Fillet yes
but ribeye (the king of steaks) needs to be cooked (preferably on a cast iron griddle) for longer to let the fat run into the meat.

Fucking nom!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

This is an acceptable answer.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Huzzah for steak!
HUZZAH!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Rib-eye, The King Of Steaks.
For you know it to be true. (Also a good long rest after griddle-searing makes a tremendous difference ... !)
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

It sure does
I always rest the steak in a warm oven for as long as I cooked it.

I have a Le Creuset cast iron griddle pan that I only use for steaks.

I'm a man who likes his ribeye.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I agree
although I had a cracking fillet last night, done the Gordon Ramsay frying pan way – 50/50 split olive oil and butter, a few smashed unpeeled garlic cloves and some spears of rosemary, basted constantly. It was very nice indeed even without chimichurri.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Righto, so whats the
best sauce, is it peppercorn?
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

If it's a good enough piece of steak
You wouldn't want to douse it in sauce.

But otherwise a good peppercorn or mustard sauce works very nicely.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

A good steak doens't need a sauce, but the chips/potatoes that come with it, do.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

This is very true
Although if it's served blue (like any piece of fillet steak should be), I often find it's sufficient to let the chips soak in the bloody red juices the flow out of the meat when it's cut.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

nom nom
or just salt and vinegar the chips
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

If you rest a rib-eye properly, you're rewarded with the best sauce possible.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Stilton
5 tablespoons of white wine
2 tablespoons of double cream
75g Stilton

Reduce the wine in a small pan to half, then add the cream and the cheese. Melt & stir for cheesy nom-ness.

NOM!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm going to try
that
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Good man
I make the sauce while the steak is resting
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Switch white wine for port

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

why the fuck would you ruin a steak with a stilton sauce?
you fucking heathen
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I don't always
but the combination of stilton & steak really fires my tastebuds
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

gross
I'm all about judicious quantities of mustard or possibly horseradish with my steak.

if pressed I will entertain the idea of a peppercorn or red wine sauce, but I'd rather not.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I love horseradish sauce with roast beef
my grandfather used to make his own. Firey stuff.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Chimichurri. I've said it again.
WILL NO-ONE LISTEN TO ME?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

no, no one will listen old man

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

More fool them.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Béarnaise

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Best steak accompaniment
is chimichurri. This is not open to discussion.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Red and Orange the best
Black the worst
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Yes
Apart from Orange Skittles. Those cunts taste of wrong toffee.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

not had regular skittles since the sours came out
they are the only sour sweet I like. Also all Wine Gums are naff.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

you can get wine pastilles
they are quite nice
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I didn't know they existed. I remember liking American hard gums.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I didn't until a few months ago
I'm not generally a sweet eater. Prefer savoury stuff.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Sour Skittles rule
I love all sour sweets though.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I don't if they make my eyes water. I am more savoury than sweet anyway.
Would rather have a scotch egg to be honest.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I am also more savoury than sweet
But I'm having to come round to desserts again recently, and therefore my sweet tooth has been awakened.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

now desserts are a whole different kettle of fish!
ice cream is better than sweets.
cake and gatueax are better than sweets.
Fruit is better than sweets.

SCOTCH EGG BEATS ALL
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Pork pie beats scotch egg anyday

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I don't really like the pastry or jelly.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Pork pie jelly
is worse than green sweets.
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

LIES.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

small pork pies are best

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Small Scotch Eggs are also pretty good
and small sausages.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Black Pudding Scotch Egg beats all.
My mother also used to make 'cheese eggs' - Scotch eggs covered in a ball of congealed deep-fried cheese. They were stupendous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

They sell them in our local farm shop
My old man is partial I think. Black pudding is nice but I don't like a lot of it. I do like White pudding a lot though.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

RACIST

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

only for comedic purposes

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It's the best way to be racist
(Have to be careful choosing your audience though...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Black Pudding Scotch Eggs?
Why have I never been informed of the existence of this delicacy? This sounds like a work of genius!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

^ this ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

seconded
*drools*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Strangely, boiled blood wrapped around an egg* is not making me as moist as it appears to be making you
I'll pass.

*or however it's cooked.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

it's not just blood
and it's fucking tasty
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Someone's going to have to get me pissed, then cook me meat
this is my method for trying new meats. I was slaughtered when Omnizor fed me venison.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I could do that
I have a good track record of getting people to like things.

My mrs didn't like fish or shellfish, and I have got her to the point where she loves prawns and scallops, and stuff like tuna steak and will even eat squid tentacles.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I'm not up to fish yet
I've had bacon, beef (in burgers), chicken, veal, venison, pork and sausages. Most get a thumbs up, but I've only cooked bacon myself.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

you've tried all the important ones
aside from lamb. I'd steer clear of roast lamb for the time being, and maybe go for something like a lamb kofta, as lamb can be really fatty and off-putting.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Sound advice.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Next I'll try the dry meat.
I might drag Skinny Indie Girl, she lives 10 mins walk away and could do with fattening up.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

You really should.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

If I do, I'll ask for menu recommendations from you :

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You should try my 'spam javelin'
It's had rave reviews over the years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I hear Michael Winner was a big fan.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

This is true
Even though I broke into his house and served it to him at 3am when he was (initially) asleep.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

>_<

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Or go back to France
I don't know what they do differently, but the roast lamb over there always seems to be vastly superior to the soggy, fatty mass of meat they'll serve you in Blighty.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

That's because
they marinate everything in 'cowardice' - it really softens up the meat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Perfect answer!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Oh I forgot
Al/Monty fed me lamb at Tayyabs. Approved.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

If you consider that black pudding is basically a mass of blood and fat, sheathed in a fleshy epidermis, then it's not that different from
an erection
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Thank you for pushing me even further towards the land of Fish Tacos.
Though E___ and I ended up watching the Sex Education Show last night, and I'm consequently terrified of va-jay-jays.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Even when they've been vajazzled?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

It looks like a lump of greasy kebab meat sprinkled with hair
The ones on the show did, at least. I think I had my eyes closed most of the time the time I came face to face with one.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

This sounds like a show I should be watching.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

The Sex Education Show?
Should be able to 4OD it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Is it just minges, minges, minges?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

This episode was minge, spot the clit, when one tit is bigger, how to spot a lesbian
and People Who Can't Walk Have Sex.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

It's good to see Channel 4 taking a typically mature approach to these sensitive subjects

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

They did a bit on coming out though
you might have found it useful.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

"Coming out" as in "admitting one's rampant bumderism to friends and family"
Or "Coming out" as in "removing oneself, post-coitus, without spraying shit everywhere"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

The first, I'd imagine you'd got a handle on the second
or at least invested in a groundsheet
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Oh, I have
It looks like the fucking Somme
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I'm only replying to this because it's so very, very far over the page.
I don't even have an opinion.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I suspect that last bit has ruined it for me.
Ah well.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It's a series
and apparently each episode they had "people you don't want to think about having sex having sex". Fat people, and old people - one woman interviewed cackled "I'm 68, but I prefer to 69!"

I wept.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Lovely.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Here you are
www.channel4.com/programmes/the-sex-education-show/4od
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Fnar fnar

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Isn't fnar fnar usually where there's innuendo?
I was deathly serious throughout that.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Ok, it's a tenuous fnar fnar, but you did say
"Face to face with them"
Which implied there was one in the room with you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

There's always a vagina in the same room as me, you dolt

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yes, but I'd be rather alarmed if you could come face to face with your own.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

To be honest, so would I

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

excellent use of the term 'dolt'

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Check out these bad boys
www.taosgifts.co.uk/toxic-waste-candy-barrel---dangerously-sour-sweets-2680-p.asp
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Orange is a bit like ginger.
I'm just saying, like.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I have not fucked a packet of skittles

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I don't think so because sometimes green is green apple and green apple is ok in my book
and I'm not a fan of grape, which is what purple seems to be a lot of the time
I like pink tho, pink's consistently good
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Sweets are gay - therefore YOU are gay.
Hope this helps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Good-boy choc-drops rock!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

good "recruitment tool" eh?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

The best!
I also ask the puppies if they'd like to come to the woods to see some children.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Another LOL from me.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Git. I have just pissed myself laughing at that whilst on the phone to a client.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Sorry.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I enjoy your dog fuckery

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

+ 'd

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I'm a cat person though, really
-looks around for crossbow and the expected "FOC" response-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I like the greens and yellows.
I hate reds and oranges.

I'm ambivalent about purple unless they're Starburst or Skittles, then they're quite nice.

I just came home to fresh baked bread, a loving creature and a huge room. I like my life.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

green sweets
are always the best. especially skittles and jelly babies.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

You're wrong!
Green jelly babies are foul little mouldy coloured people.
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Though I feel the pink ones are the best
Green are second best.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

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