Big Brother, I'd smash it and you'd get laid for life
Although that Geordie bloke who won it a few years back turned up at our house for a party a month or so ago and when we told him to do one his mate went 'do you watch Big Brother?'. We said no and closed the door so it doesn't always work.

Alt Q: Lily Allen, we'd talk about Fulham and do loads of high class drugs only pop stars can obtain.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Alright Barry

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Evening.
I drank last night. Seven weeks hard work wasted.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:52, Reply)

And who was it you deemed more worthy of a beverage than moi?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:53, Reply)

T'was a mate's 21st
I necked a bottle of wine and shouted 'THIS IS FOR ROOTA!' the same way the guy in 300 says 'THIS IS SPARTA!'. I am not drinking again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 22:02, Reply)

You'll just sniff Lynx Java through a sock

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Not far off
But I use Tesco for Men Congo Deoderant. Best anti-persperant name ever.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 22:50, Reply)

And do you find your 'congos' smell a little less, as a result of using it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 8:26, Reply)