I keep reminding myself of the positives
Like: I don't have leukaemia and I have a boyfriend.
I just seem to have got off my bus at the Doldrums stop this morning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I have a job I hate, no one to love me and I live with my mum
Game. Set. Match
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I have no job, no-one to love, I'm broke
and just ran out of gin.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I have 70cl of Gin and 15 cans of cider
and still wouldn't mind throwing myself onto the pointy end of a fence.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

even though all the above is true
I'm still pretty cheerful considering. I'd like all those things, but I'm not bothered about them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

You're a better person than me.
Though anyone could have told you that :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

lies :)
I'm not a good person in the least. As I said yesterday I am reminding myself more and more of Withnail
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I've never seen that
Kept meaning to, and to drink along. Deathdeathdeath.

And as I always say, no one is a good person.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I'm still trying to persuade people
to play the drinking game to that. I reckon I could keep up if I skipped the cider etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Joseph Gordon Levitt + Withnail and I?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

we would be so drunk
though I will refuse to drink either lighter fluid or vinegar (in place of lighter fluid)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

OH LAMPITO !
I thought you stopped this silly nonsence with getting wrecked on a regular basis and sleeping with guys who you don't even like and taking .

You're KILLING YOURSELF, Lampito, with your life of debortchory.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I get wrecked once every 2 weeks, and my ex was only a momentary lapse
I'm getting BETTER, Gonz. Hope your guts feel better soon, too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Thank you ! I hope they will be fixed soon too, or at least, for a little while.
I have some treatment next week which should jolt thinks back into order.

As for the life of drink and boys, I'm only saying that 'cus, well, I'm trolling. It makes no differance to me if you drink so much you thoroughly disgrace yourself and end up in a police cell on your back with two legs akimbo in the air doing a Kinga-from-big-brother with a £4.99 bottle of ASDA vodka.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Oh TGB, TGB look!
this is my new favourite Gonzism - debortchory.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I love you, TGB.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Gutted, TGB, GUTTED.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I don't think you mean that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Beneath my gruff, manly exterior
beats the heart of a tremulous romantic poet, in thrall to courtly love and to the beauty and wonder of nature: the tiny beads of dew in a morning flower, a babbling brook, the sweet song of the nightingale...

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day Mother Shipton's Cave?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Monty you massive cunt!
/fulfilling script obligations
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

It could be worse.
You could live with MY mum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)