When I was 16, I drank a 70cl bottle of Vodka on my own
Not the brightest idea I'd ever had. Then again, a few work colleagues and I decided we wanted to try Jaegermeister, as none of us had ever had it before. It'd been in someone's cupboard, so was warm. We mixed it with ginger beer, peach schnapps, and Hock. Ugh ugh ugh.

Alt Q: Booze is my main one, but I'm partial to a little columbian marching powder and/or weed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HOCK? Dear God man, you savage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

It's all that they had in the house!
We were the most Common drunkards in Alderley Edge that night!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Could have been worse - could have been Lambrini or Blue Nun

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Blue Nun is a classic b3tan drink!
Also, did you know that Lambrini isn't 'wine'?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Lambrini is perry isn't it? It's stocked by the wine in most shops though

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Yep, I only learned that a month or so back
Then again, they also stock Rosé in the wine section, and that's not real wine either.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

a decent pink sancerre on a hot day is pretty good if expensive

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

most people do something similar when a teenager - I drank a pint of brandy aged 14. 23 years later I still can't stand it

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Mine was half due to depression, half due to never having drunk vodka before

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I drank a litre of neat vodka at uni
Ended up walking round the halls telling everyone it was The Magic Hour! as the clocks had gone back.

Things I remember from the following 10 hours:
*Having a tea party and eating cakes in the hallway with a chinese girl, insisting she teach me chinese.
*Demanding a Mexican guy cook me fajitas.
*Being amazed as the floor rose up at great speed and hit me in the face.

Things I don't remember
*Telling a guy I'd never met before I loved him, and I didn't love the friend I was with because he was "kinda really ugly"
*Falling down three flights of stairs, including bouncing off a glass door and into a fire extingusher.
*Having to be dragged back into my room where I threw up on the floor and Mexican man had to clean it up.
*Running around the yard half an hour later "chasing rabbits" and being escorted back to my room by the Hall Resident
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

good stuff
reminds me of A-level results night. A bottle and a bit of straight vodka and several White Russians contributed to the most awkward morning after ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Ahhh, white russians
Remember them TGB? Woolacombe, that's what we're drinking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I do and I'll be there drinking them
You may be
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

My parents bought the bf a bottle of Kahlua on holiday
They then opened it and made my uncle do them all white russians but with vanilla ice cream instead of cream, they drank almost the entire bottle and had to buy djtp some more.
They have been drinking them since they got home and are almost out of kahlua again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Theres a video of me doing this. Downing a bottle of vodka in two gulps. Then collapsing and spewing vodka with black bits like a fountain.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

jaeger is best warm and neat
or with red bull

don't have it cold, it ruins it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

It tastes like shit anyway.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)