The mouldy weed conversation has reminded me of a time in Center Parcs
where we ran out of Rizla and wanted to get high so much that we resorted to skinning up using receipts. Tasted foul and produced a bright blue flame. What's the lowest you've sunk to get wasted before?

Alt Q: What's your drug of choice? be it booze, weed whatever?

EXCITING DRUG THREAD ALERT
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:22, 199 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have no exciting get high stories
my drug of choice is booze. And if I can't get hold of decent stuff then I don't drink, so not even really done anything desperate to get wasted.

Though when I was 6 or 7 I drank half a bottle of Baileys
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I drank a bottle of port thinking it was ribena. I say bottle I had a bit before being very sick. I was 5 apparently.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

haha
I was fine as it happened, drank the half bottle and went to sleep behind the sofa
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

regarding your glacier mint vodka,
don't bother waiting for days for it to disolve, just put it in a liquidiser/food processor and whizz it up, it'll be done ready nearly immediatly.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I think a few days to infuse
will probably work wonders, and have less splintery bits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

They're nearly all sugar
if you increase the surface area enough they'll dissolve almost instantly.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I once smoked dried sage
in a misguded attempt to imbue myself with wisdom.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

haha
'I like this'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I didn't feel any wiser afterwards
but I reckon I cleared all of the bad spirits from the house.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

well you know not to do it again
and that makes you wiser
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

This thread needs more MASSIVE

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Booze is best.
When I was 17 I followed four pints of Guinness with a pint of Baileys. I do not recommend this.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

What state was your bathroom in the following day?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

It was fine.
Most of it emerged on the A4 on the way home - was getting a lift home in my mate's dad's van, they opened the doors and hung me out the back and I painted an extra stripe on the road for about three miles.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I used to enjoy Toffee Apple shots
which was presented in those split shot glasses, half doodleys half apple sourz.
They were lovely unless you kept it in your mouth too long and it curdled
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

they sound yummy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

They really are!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

That's a cheap shot...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

If anyone ever annoys you at a bar, buy them a cement mixer
It's 2 seperate shots of Baileys, but one has been topped up with lime cordial. Tell them you have to see who can swill it for longer, but give them the lime one. After about 5 seconds, it'll curdle in their mouth, and stick to their teeth, etc.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I had a cocktail party a couple of years ago
and I'm quite a dab hand at layering shots, for some reason the most popular of these was the Smurf Poo and the Alien Cumshot. The first one is blue Bols and Baileys, the second is Midori and Baileys.

They were vile but they looked pretty. I also managed to make a rainbow shot. I can't remember what with, but we did have every colour Bols imagineable. We still have a couple of really unusual liquers from that party, I think it might be time to throw another one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Did you shit a leprechaun after that?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Drank the riotously disgusting Chinese Firewater
Boy was it foul. Tastes how you'd expect engine degreasant to taste, and probably was developed with that in mind originally. Totally safe though, as it's ISO9001 accredited.

davescupboard.blogspot.com/2009/01/red-star-erguotou-chinese-firewater.html
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Oooh, I think I tried some of that - should have suspected when the bar staff gave me a free shot and then lined up to watch me drink it.
NOTHING takes the taste away - no water, not beer, not spirits, not cigarettes, not vomit. Sad times.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Have you ever had Stroh?
The barmaid told someone who ordered it it tasted of strawberries. I actually stood and waited and watched as they drank it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Was it as good a laugh as it sounds?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Stroh is nasty, it's true.
But it's not the sheer concnetrated awful of this stuff.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

This stuff is probably worse than meths
I've got a bit left if you want to try it?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Is it a kind of Maotai?
Because you can keep that to yourself, ta. Once was enough.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Mautai is nice
It's just a bit of an...acquired taste.

Chuh Yeh Ching is probably easier to drink. (That's the honey-based one, if I remember correctly)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Worse than Stroh?!
Bloody hell. I had to have that stuff on Pub Golf. Chased it with a double vodka lemonade and in 20 mins I couldn't see.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Were you out with Chompy?
If so, that wasn't Stroh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I once went to a bar
And they had NO BITTER. It was a friend's birthday so I didn't want to kick up a fuss...but in shame and desperation, I had to drink lager.

*shudders*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I sink incredibly low when wasted.
I also have a thing against people buying me drinks, so it's ususally by my own hand too.

Last time I got wasted I threw up 3 times into 3 different receptacles. My drug of choice is booze, mostly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

"Usually by my own hand"
unless it's a bash of course.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I'm trying to work out what that means.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Sounds like you're talking about knocking one off,
well it did to me anyway.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Oh yeah, that too.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

my drug?
fluvoxamine maleate. keeps me sane.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Alcohol only for me these days. Used to love a snort or a smoke. Epilepsy meds prevent this now.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I guess it was when we had a bottle of
dark rum and no mixer as we'd run out of orange juice. We started squeezing clementines in

Oh, and then there was the time we actually drank home made mead. And home made orange wine. And the various 'grogs' we made some of which had lumps, health warnings or needed the crust skimmed off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

oh god this brings back memories
16 years old, a litre bottle of Gordon's gin, and no mixers bar one German beer, and a bottle of ribena
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

urgh
I wish I had youth as an excuse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

it was disgusting
youth could not excuse it. I ended up drinking a pint of straight gin with no mixers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

oh! I remember another one, not me
but some 17 year olds who were trying to look hard actually drank the hilariously bad homemade parsnip wine! Young people and booxe=entertainment
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

That sounds bloody disgusting
when I actually think about it GCSE and A-level students are rank.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I like to inject liquid LSD into a howler monkey's urethra and let it have a go at me.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

My friend once got spaced on something, probably either shrooms or LSD
he was sitting in the pub with us before he suddenly stood up and yelled

YOU ALL LOOK LIKE JAUNDISTIC COWS STOP MOOING AT ME

And ran out the pub.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

ha ha
I was always too scared to take a trip
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

A pal of mine
went to the pub on LSD. He found a tenner on the floor: brilliant, he thought. Then he found another - and another. With great joy he offered to buy all and sundry a pint to celebrate his good fortune.

Unfortunately for him, they didn't accept payment in crisp packets.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

hahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

When I was 16, I drank a 70cl bottle of Vodka on my own
Not the brightest idea I'd ever had. Then again, a few work colleagues and I decided we wanted to try Jaegermeister, as none of us had ever had it before. It'd been in someone's cupboard, so was warm. We mixed it with ginger beer, peach schnapps, and Hock. Ugh ugh ugh.

Alt Q: Booze is my main one, but I'm partial to a little columbian marching powder and/or weed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

HOCK? Dear God man, you savage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

It's all that they had in the house!
We were the most Common drunkards in Alderley Edge that night!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Could have been worse - could have been Lambrini or Blue Nun

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Blue Nun is a classic b3tan drink!
Also, did you know that Lambrini isn't 'wine'?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Lambrini is perry isn't it? It's stocked by the wine in most shops though

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Yep, I only learned that a month or so back
Then again, they also stock Rosé in the wine section, and that's not real wine either.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

a decent pink sancerre on a hot day is pretty good if expensive

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

most people do something similar when a teenager - I drank a pint of brandy aged 14. 23 years later I still can't stand it

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Mine was half due to depression, half due to never having drunk vodka before

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I drank a litre of neat vodka at uni
Ended up walking round the halls telling everyone it was The Magic Hour! as the clocks had gone back.

Things I remember from the following 10 hours:
*Having a tea party and eating cakes in the hallway with a chinese girl, insisting she teach me chinese.
*Demanding a Mexican guy cook me fajitas.
*Being amazed as the floor rose up at great speed and hit me in the face.

Things I don't remember
*Telling a guy I'd never met before I loved him, and I didn't love the friend I was with because he was "kinda really ugly"
*Falling down three flights of stairs, including bouncing off a glass door and into a fire extingusher.
*Having to be dragged back into my room where I threw up on the floor and Mexican man had to clean it up.
*Running around the yard half an hour later "chasing rabbits" and being escorted back to my room by the Hall Resident
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

good stuff
reminds me of A-level results night. A bottle and a bit of straight vodka and several White Russians contributed to the most awkward morning after ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Ahhh, white russians
Remember them TGB? Woolacombe, that's what we're drinking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I do and I'll be there drinking them
You may be
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

My parents bought the bf a bottle of Kahlua on holiday
They then opened it and made my uncle do them all white russians but with vanilla ice cream instead of cream, they drank almost the entire bottle and had to buy djtp some more.
They have been drinking them since they got home and are almost out of kahlua again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Theres a video of me doing this. Downing a bottle of vodka in two gulps. Then collapsing and spewing vodka with black bits like a fountain.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

jaeger is best warm and neat
or with red bull

don't have it cold, it ruins it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

It tastes like shit anyway.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I have nothing to contribute to this thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Is that because you're too pissed and stoned to type a considered reply?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

That's because you took it all yourself and didn't share.

( Peej, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Ha!
Oh Monty, the scrapings from under your fingernails would probably take you beyond the "personal consumption" quantity.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I once added onion, lemon juice, chopped up mint, coriander and a pinch of salt to some greek yoghurt.
... and then added that to a flatbread with a lamb done in indian spices.

I think in a lot of ways, I got high when I ate that, I enjoyed every single bite, and that is the best sort of high. That, and massive amounts of opiets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Ran out of bugle so started sniffing paint stripper, we all went loopy.
And ketamine is my weapon of choice these days, sorting some out for Blackpool away on Saturday and am very excited.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

What's K like?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Special

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

http://instantrimshot.com/

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Huh?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I thought you were making a pun about breakfast cereal

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I was, just am not sure what instantrimshot.com is
And as I'm at work, I'm also not in a huge hurry to find out...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

"baddum tish!" noise.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Ahh
Thank you
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Fantastic
Your feet turn to Lego bricks and you lose all your spacial awareness. Last time I took it I was on a Viking ship but I was a basketball and was being passed around by the vikings. Then I had a two hour conversation with my housemate, then it turned out my housemate wasn't there. I still don't know who I was talking to. To complete a fun afternoon it then took me two hours to walk the hundred yards home because I insisted on doing it like a robot very slowly whilst singing the ITV World Cup song, the one that goes 'sing sing Africa'. Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Office lol

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I took it before going on the tube
Then was convinced I was inside a giant metal snake.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

The time before that
I got stuck on the stairs thinking they were a mountain shouting 'MAN THE TENTS IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE!'. There is no reason why anyone should take ket and that's why it's class. God knows what it'll be like watching football on it Saturday.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I enjoy it.
Coke makes people intolerable and meph made me cry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I really really liked Mephadrone
then they banned it and I can't get it anymore.

Look at me I like drugs etc.
( Peej, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I really really like megaphones so I can pretend to be
BRIAN BLESSED
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

You can still get it if you're in the loop like me.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Booze
Last year for cooking purposes, I bought the second cheapest brandy in Tesco (I couldn't bring myself to buy the blue & white striped own brand).

To my shame I drank half the bottle one night. My mixer of choice was tap water. It tasted like ditch-water mixed with disinfectant, didn't get me drunk and gave me the mother of all hangovers.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

hang your head in shame.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Done
Just thinking about it has brought the taste back to my pallet, I may need to sniff some tip-ex to get rid of it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Better than VALUEMIX
Value coke, value dark run with a value bourbon for "taste",

The value coke was the worst thing ever
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

That sounds like something out of "George's Marvellous Medicine" by Roald Dahl
an excellent book that teaches children how to poison elderly family members.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Cider and Gin (not always together)
A friend of mine and I used to have a tradition of, upon booking into a B&B (twin rooms, no gay hanky-panky) when going to Manchester clubbing, we'd grab all of those little milk cartons you get. Then, shout "FREE MILK!", open them up, drink half of each carton, top up with gin, and then down the lot.

Fucking stupid.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Ecstasy
I don't care what that says about me, Monty

Also; a chap has just walked through my office in abso-fucking-lutely perfect synchronicity with the opening beats of "Requiem" by Project Pitchfork, just as it came onto my iPod. This made me very happy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I've done E once and all I can remember from the experience was throwing a free mug someone gave me leaving the club from the top of an NCP car park and it smashing on the roof of a taxi. I have never touched the stuff since.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

my friend accidentally took one
and spent the evening hugging my (very scared) little brother who was visiting, and telling him I was great
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Sounds about right
And in all fairness, you ARE great

probably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

i totally am
honest
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Not fair to blame the ecstasy is it then
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, MAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

calm down!
here, take this. It's just a mint, honest
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Hehe
The most significant difference between mints and E is not the content so much as the taste. E tastes unbelievably fucking vile
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I'm mental enough when I'm drunk
I don't want to be any more altered than that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

but are you "Mental As Anything"?
the band who sung the theme tune to Crocadile Dundee

"Hey there you with the sad face, come up to my place, and live it up"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I love that song
It's bloody lovely. I think I have it on vinyl.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Typing it out just then
I realised it sounds kinda...rapey

"I can't belive that you're alone in here, let me warm your hands against the cold"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Shut up it's lovely

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Reading some of these stories are seriously making me "=/"
Why the fuck would anyone want to do that kind of shit? It's fucking scary the thought of what a lot of these people are saying, with trips and that.

The worst thing I find are those dickheads who act like they know everything about life and are really insightful, when all they do is sit around all day smoking weed or doing drugs on their sofa.

Dullards banging on about drugs is as dull as dullards banging on about dreams; I'm sure it was all very interesting to you, but to everyone else, nobody gives a shit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I was waiting for the right moment to tell everybody about my symbolic dreams from this morning :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Oh soz =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Dullards banging on about how drugs are bad is even worse
Stop preaching and spouting off bollocks. No one's forced anyone to do anything, if you don't want to do something then don't but don't harp on about how bad something is when you've never experienced it. You're very tedious.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

This from the man
Who constantly tells the internet all about his dull, dreary life

Pot and kettle much?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I have picked up and snorted tiny crumbs of cocaine off my sitting room floor
at about 2pm following an all-night-into-next-day binge. I have done this several times.

At least some of it was actually Cat-San, I am certain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

There's nothing like keeping your dignity
and that's nothing like yadda-yadda-yadda-etc
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Disgraceful, is it not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Ooh multiscore!
Drugs and mention of cats!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I'm in a crackin' mood today Monty
Let's have some of those horrific LSD-related stories you mentioned yesterday, please

/popcorn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I knew a boy at school who took so much LSD he ended up in a mental home at the age of 17
TRUFAX

He was always a bit odd anyway.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I know several people
one of whom was a talented mathematician, go completely nuts and never come back. An old school pal told me he was 'experimenting on his own brain' - he didn't last long either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

The boy I mentioned had been moved up 2 academic years because he was clever
then he went and fried his brain
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

You never know
whether they would have 'gone' at some point anyway. The three worst basket-cases I've known were all a bit odd to begin with.

I was moved up one academic year myself - maybe I'm about to FLIP OUT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

why so happy? new lycra cat suit arrived?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Yes, thank you for hooking me up
I think personalising it with "property of A. Cussen" on the anus was a bit much, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

You should see what I've hidden in the crotch
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

IS IT A BOMB

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I once smoked some skunk
that caused me to have some kind of seizure style episode and now I occasionally stammer, forget words and suffer from the odd dizzy spell.

I have decided that drugs don't agree with me and haven't touched anything since. Aside from booze. I do like a beer.

/humourous response
( Kroney, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I assume you've been to the doctors about this?
Not the sort of thing you should ignore.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Yup
I was at the hospital afterwards and went for scans soon afterwards. They haven't found anything specifically wrong with me and it was nearly ten years ago and I haven't died yet. Hasn't got worse either.

I took it as a warning, anyway.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Fair enough,
sounds like a epileptic fit brought about by a reaction to the drugs.
Best stay away.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Yeah
I had a couple of epileptic episodes when I was a kid. Took medication and they went away. Probably just flicked the switch again with a touch of synapse frying as a side order.

Don't particularly fancy waking any sleeping dragons.

/19th century opium gag
( Kroney, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I was at the Avon Free Festival once
My pal Alex had a sheet of 100 (or thereabouts) 'Moon-phases' - basically LSD blotters showing the different phases of the moon from tiny crescent to full moon and back the other side.

We started with two each, but kind of lost track of time when they started to kick in, so after about two hours I had eaten eight of them.

Then this manky old traveller chap came over to our fire, babbling complete gibberish, foaming slightly at the mouth and eventually rolling into the fire, shouting. We pulled him out and managed to calm him down, but in doing so we managed to ascertain that he'd taken the same acid that we had. Worriedly we enquired as to his dose, which turned out to be.....a half.

For a time we were terrified, but luckily all was well - the chap was just a colossal lightweight, despite looking like a medieval brigand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Excellent yarn
Not horrific, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Yeh', think is though, as you think that bloke was a compete phsyco, with the amount you take, you probably got a hell of a lot more people thinking that about you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I did not at any time
speak in a made-up language or roll in any fires, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Yeh', you're totally copus mentus all the time when you're on drugs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

A very great deal more so than the drunk people
that fill Britain's pubs every night, believe me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

People who think crips packets are tenners or that they are a basketball on a viking ship
are more rational than people who pull mingers or think kebabs are a good idea?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

No, I am talking about me.
Not other people. It's not something I am proud of and it's somewhat expensive, but I have a herculean capacity for substances that means I have never and will never do that kind of stupid shit - and without doubt I'll never desecrate a war memorial or beat my spouse into a bloody pulp, either.

EDIT I think most people should not go near drugs - particularly alcohol. No offence to Lampito but if a substance made me physically violent or sick I'd never touch it again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Sorry, I'm being biased
I've witnessed worse violence/delusion/general insanity from people on drugs than from people drunk.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Never been to A&E on a Saturday night?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)

One's socially acceptable
and the other isn't.

I've got more reason than most to be leery of drug use, but I'm mostly of a live and let live mentality. Still wouldn't like it if one of my kids or my missus started using, but that's probably social conditioning speaking.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Yes
I just talking about my life, people I know or have known. This isn't a tit-for-tat argument. But the fella who throttled his mother, the man who repeatedly stamped on his wife's head, the lad who jumped off his mother's roof, the girl who put her hand through a glass door and tried to rub her wrist on the jagged glass, the lad who punched his mum in the face then tried to cut his own teeth out with a razor blade, the girl who became convinced I was possessed by the devil and who baptised her friend by throwing a basin of water over her, leading to another sectioning - they were all well on teh druhgz and not the ale.
I do also know a man who used to get drunk on whisky and slap his wife in the face and call her terrible names, a man who steals to afford more lager, and several women who will have sex with anyone when drunk. But from my point of view I happen to have seen worse from drugs than booze.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Fair enough.
It happens to be the other way round in my life.

*gentlemanly handshake*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

It's over endulgence
plus interaction with other substances.

Sadly the "other substance" is something I need to live vaguely normally, hence I only really drink to excess once a fortnight. I also do not throw up every time I drink.
I've made an executive decision never to do several things again, but booze isn't one. Though I can see myself quitting drinking for a while.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

2 black microdots
1991 Manchester garden flat
Dolby 5.1 surround system
2001
Yellow Submarine
Kraftwerk's Autobahn
Eating flowers on the Esso Garage
Police van, then cell
Egodeath and rebirth
8 years of flashbacks

Job done
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Yeah, see your first mistake was
putting the Beatles on
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Yellow Submarine is a sublime LSD film
I would recommend it to anyone.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

You deserve some kind of medal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

That is the daftest thing you've ever said
Unless the medal says 'Village Idiot'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I don't genuinely think he should receive an award
but I know the fellow well enough to know that he's a tough customer and the manner in which he's posted this story shows he's able to see the funny side now, hence my lighthearted reply.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

The whole scenario was full on
I wasn't even really aware that I was being arrested, I was literally too far gone to be scared or worried. When i did eventually 'sober up', i was standing, blinking in a Stockport police cell with one sock on. I had tried to eat the other one at the charge desk, much to amusement of the assembled policemen.

I banged on the cell door and when the police lady came, i had to ask her what day it was, what month it was and, inevitably, what year it was. I had NO idea where or when the fuck I had ended up.

Some tough lessons in greed were learned that evening.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Yeh', well done, you MASSIVE hero, you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Oh, do fuck off
You massively patronising cunt
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Before it gets knocked off.
I should point out I've got two entries on both the /talk and /offtopic popular pages.

YEAH! Wooo! Well done me!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

aww bless

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)