I have picked up and snorted tiny crumbs of cocaine off my sitting room floor
at about 2pm following an all-night-into-next-day binge. I have done this several times.

At least some of it was actually Cat-San, I am certain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There's nothing like keeping your dignity
and that's nothing like yadda-yadda-yadda-etc
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Disgraceful, is it not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Ooh multiscore!
Drugs and mention of cats!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I'm in a crackin' mood today Monty
Let's have some of those horrific LSD-related stories you mentioned yesterday, please

/popcorn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I knew a boy at school who took so much LSD he ended up in a mental home at the age of 17
TRUFAX

He was always a bit odd anyway.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I know several people
one of whom was a talented mathematician, go completely nuts and never come back. An old school pal told me he was 'experimenting on his own brain' - he didn't last long either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

The boy I mentioned had been moved up 2 academic years because he was clever
then he went and fried his brain
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

You never know
whether they would have 'gone' at some point anyway. The three worst basket-cases I've known were all a bit odd to begin with.

I was moved up one academic year myself - maybe I'm about to FLIP OUT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

why so happy? new lycra cat suit arrived?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Yes, thank you for hooking me up
I think personalising it with "property of A. Cussen" on the anus was a bit much, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

You should see what I've hidden in the crotch
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

IS IT A BOMB

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)