2 black microdots
1991 Manchester garden flat
Dolby 5.1 surround system
2001
Yellow Submarine
Kraftwerk's Autobahn
Eating flowers on the Esso Garage
Police van, then cell
Egodeath and rebirth
8 years of flashbacks

Job done
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:21, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah, see your first mistake was
putting the Beatles on
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Yellow Submarine is a sublime LSD film
I would recommend it to anyone.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

You deserve some kind of medal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

That is the daftest thing you've ever said
Unless the medal says 'Village Idiot'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I don't genuinely think he should receive an award
but I know the fellow well enough to know that he's a tough customer and the manner in which he's posted this story shows he's able to see the funny side now, hence my lighthearted reply.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

The whole scenario was full on
I wasn't even really aware that I was being arrested, I was literally too far gone to be scared or worried. When i did eventually 'sober up', i was standing, blinking in a Stockport police cell with one sock on. I had tried to eat the other one at the charge desk, much to amusement of the assembled policemen.

I banged on the cell door and when the police lady came, i had to ask her what day it was, what month it was and, inevitably, what year it was. I had NO idea where or when the fuck I had ended up.

Some tough lessons in greed were learned that evening.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Yeh', well done, you MASSIVE hero, you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Oh, do fuck off
You massively patronising cunt
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)