Not chat-up line, but brush off line:
Having eaten face all morning, when her mates turned up and said they were going home, she looked at them, then at me with absolute horror, and said, "Erm ... erm ... I, erm ... I've heard that sex binds two souls together and I dunno about you but I'm bound to some people I really wish I wasn't and I can't, erm ... I don't think we should ... er ... "

Considering she could have just said "Bye then", I was really quite flattered.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

wow
i think i shall try and use this sometime
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I wouldn't bother
Unless you're deliberately trying to appear like a spineless, pretentious idiot.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

i don't need to try

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Your best options were twofold:
1. Lengthy Richard Dawkins-esque diatribe about the silliness of believing in supernatural entities such as the soul when there is clearly no evidence for there existence

2. Look deep into her eyes and say, "That's alright, dear...for you see, I HAVE NO SOUL."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)