At the moment it's me rotting alone.
I am so fucked up all this that no sane woman would go near me.

EDIT I'm also a complete wanker which doesn't help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Have you considered bumderism?
(And this is not a chat up line.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Yes it is - give it up Tuggers.
Like I said in reply to your gaz, Monty just don't swing that way, yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

*looks shocked*
You said you would keep your mouth shut (after having it so far open).
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I was drunk and I regretted it instantly.
It's just not going to happen again. When I think about that night I'm filled with disgust - disgust at myself, and disgust at you and your 'oh, my clothes got all wet and I haven't got any spare so I've had to put on this dress I found in the wardrobe, here, have an E' routine. I was vulnerable and you exploited me.

I hate you SO MUCH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Monty.
I am having twins!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

*kills self*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

*steals stash and Motorhead ticket*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)