It's Porkles' pathetic attempt at asking you out on a date.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't ask.
Roofy terrace!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I'm going to put an ad out on craigslist to pay a hot man to take me out on a date

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Watch out you don't end up with the Loon by mistake.
He trawls through there.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

he's two hours away
I doubt he'd be looking at where I'd be posting
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

He casts a wide net.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I've already been out with him.
edit: meaning, I know what he looks like so when loads of hopeful men send me their pictures in hopes of a chunk of money I will know whether or not it's him
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Ah yes!

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

and he will get DE
NIED
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Do you mean an actual chunk of money
or is that just an awesome new term for referring to your butt?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

D:
for a fatty I don't have a very nice butt
my moms arse is like a tractor trailer
but not mine
oh no
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

is D: the opposite of :D
Are sad about me calling your butt a chunk of money, or amused by it?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I'm sad as I don't have a big butt

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Awwwww, I'm sure you have an awesome butt
you should say to yourself five times a day "Every day in every way my butt keeps getting better and better"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

it is awesome, it's just not proportioned to the rest of my body which sucks

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I'd do that,
I mean go on dates for money. No kissing or shit, I aint no ho
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

yeah
but you're all the way over there
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I'm just saying that your idea has merit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I read about said service in a book and thought, damnit, why is this fiction?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)