Yoohoo! Blousie!
I know you're back so why ain't you here?

Alt Q: Park or back garden?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:19, 175 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

STML
She's forgotten us.
Poor old thing.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Maybe she smuggled an oleagenous waiter back with her?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

The poor bastard will be dead within a week.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Death by Snoo Snoo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Alt: Roof terrace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Roof terrace?
Uphill gardener.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

not in England

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Back gardens in London are just not private.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Which suits the exhibitionists among us.
*points*
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

And what lovely points they are too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

True
but roof terraces in England are soggy and depressing, unlike on the Continent
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

So are back gardens, by the same ticket.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

So in answer to the Alt Q:
Stay in, have a cup of tea and avoid the rain?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Not quite
Stay in, saw up the remains of your last victim in the cellar, and avoid the rain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I don't have any victims to saw up.
Buy if it means I get to avoid the rain, I'll go and bag myself a couple.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

really?
so what do you do with your weekends if you have no victims?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I polish my prozzie kneecap collection
Got them in a lovely display cabinet as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

This is why I no longer
go outside
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

There's a bar in Stratford with one
It catches the sun perfectly on the 3 days we have any.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

ALWAYS roof terrace
I hope to one day have a roof terrace.
It's all I've ever wanted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

10 a penny in fucking
Shoreditch, shame you have to wear a skinny tie and be a twat to get up on them.

There's a nice one near the Imperial War Museum though.

If you're ever around Elephant and Castle I have access to the roof of an office building occasionally...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

My old flat in Islington
had a communal one big enough to ride a bike round - that no-one else seemed to know about. Magic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Where do you live now?
Feels weird that I'm posting this about 5 minutes away from you!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I once said this to wookiee.
Then we met up and now I see him four days out of seven and I'm ruining his life.
RUN MONTY! RUN!
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Poor, poor Wookie
Mind you, it'll probably be Monty that ruins my life now.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

This is not unlikely.
Sorry Hims, but there's no real reason why you shouldn't suffer the misery along with the rest of us.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

The Aquarium in Old Street has a good roof terrace
overlooking the glorious roundabout
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Do you work with cr3?
I saw him at Old Street Tube once.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I have a fantastic roof garden, I press one button and it's lit up like a christmas tree !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

SHUT UP SHUT UP CLENDRIX IT IS NOT A FORREST OF DEATH AND DISTRUCTION, A TREE GRAVE YARD, SHUT UP SHUT UP.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

It's a delightful collection of sticks in pots.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

And lights, don't forget the christmas lights !
One day you'll see it in it's full urben buety at night.

We got a bay tree that has florished though, mainly 'cus I don't look after it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

bay trees are indestructible

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I concur, if only because Gonz, Destroyer of Nature, has one living within 200 yards of him.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

also: useful!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Ginger parkin

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

FUCK YEAH PARKIN!!!
I might make some this weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

it is the yumz

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

is this some sort of dogging reference?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

It's Porkles' pathetic attempt at asking you out on a date.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I don't ask.
Roofy terrace!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I'm going to put an ad out on craigslist to pay a hot man to take me out on a date

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Watch out you don't end up with the Loon by mistake.
He trawls through there.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

he's two hours away
I doubt he'd be looking at where I'd be posting
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

He casts a wide net.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I've already been out with him.
edit: meaning, I know what he looks like so when loads of hopeful men send me their pictures in hopes of a chunk of money I will know whether or not it's him
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Ah yes!

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

and he will get DE
NIED
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Do you mean an actual chunk of money
or is that just an awesome new term for referring to your butt?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

D:
for a fatty I don't have a very nice butt
my moms arse is like a tractor trailer
but not mine
oh no
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

is D: the opposite of :D
Are sad about me calling your butt a chunk of money, or amused by it?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I'm sad as I don't have a big butt

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Awwwww, I'm sure you have an awesome butt
you should say to yourself five times a day "Every day in every way my butt keeps getting better and better"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

it is awesome, it's just not proportioned to the rest of my body which sucks

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I'd do that,
I mean go on dates for money. No kissing or shit, I aint no ho
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

yeah
but you're all the way over there
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I'm just saying that your idea has merit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I read about said service in a book and thought, damnit, why is this fiction?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I'm incredibly busy.
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Put Stavros down. You'll break him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I met more Danish men than Greek.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I hope you didn't let any give you medical advice

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

or film you having an innocent little snog
Perverts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

If I saw a fine example of an English Lady snogging Jesus
I would record it too. You'd want proof that DJTP was cheatin'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

He doesn't look like Jesus any more
He looks like a gentleman tramp.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

He looks like a cheeky little minx.
A sort of 1950's schoolboy with a dirty face and scabs on his knees.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Yes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I like that you glossed over
That I was saying you're not a fine example of an English Lady.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I'm used to it
*sigh*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

*gives consolatory biscuit*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I think you're a lady,
but then I have been wrong before.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Is it still black and brown down the bog?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Yay for being able to put loo paper down the bog again.
Also


Retsina FTW!
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Oh I forgot about that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I would have hoped she'll have flushed by now.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

This sentence is making my brain hurt.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah, well your norks make my brain hurt trying to think of them all at once.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

If you're lucky, they'll make your face hurt, too.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Welcome home!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Dankuwel : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

ROBBIE WILLIAMS HAS CAUGHT GOZZY EYE OFF GARY BARLOW!
Look! www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1306301/Robbie-Williams-Gary-Barlow-premiere-new-duet-single-Shame.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Do you mean AIDS?
I think you mean AIDS
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

*prays it's AIDS*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I think she means AIDS
Roota, do you mean AIDS?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Oh god, if it's AIDS it'll be like my birthday came early and I got the best present ever.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I'm sure Roota meant AIDS

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I hope everyone's got AIDS
Today fucking sucks balls
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Now now, porky, beggers can't be choosers.
It's not very often I'm in someone's "back garden", and even lesser when I'm in a "park". I don't get much "outdoors time", if you know what I mean. Sometimes I like to come into someone's "Back garden", but I'm not bothered if I come to the "park".

I was once shown clendrix's "back garden", it was lovely, she has a "side ally" that you need to go down by the side of her "kitchen", and there were some rusty bits, but in general I think I would like to spend a pleasent afternoon in her "back garden" again, but only if she meets me at the station because I might get hurt at the "wood green", because there are a lot of troubled-sorts there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)

*frowns*

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Wub u !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

You're a naughty young man.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I've heard her "Turnpike Lane"
is a busy and violent place of a saturday night.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I like to be the police officer
and beat them up until they cry.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

The doctor fiddled my bits today because I said "I got really bad pains in my guts, I can't describe the pain, it's like someone is squeezing my balls but only in my guts".
He misunderstood that as me saying my balls hurt.

We both laughed afterwards.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I can't tell you how many times I've had that misunderstanding
when using public toilets in Hampstead
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

i would love my own garden
I could grow things and skip around naked with noone looking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I prefer to skip round naked WITH someone looking.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

whore!
(also, welcome back)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

bugs reside in gardens, my lady

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

yeah, but they'd be friendly bugs
and my sparrow army would protect me from bad ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

what! sparrow army!
where do you get one of those??
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I just plan to recruit sparrows -
buying their loyalty with all the breadcrumbs they can eat. I think Blue tits and goldfinches could join, too, but those guys are quite conspicuous so I think sparrows would do most of the work, also goldfinches always want nijer seed and that costs. Swifts and swallows would be pretty good for lighting reflexes, but they are quite flighty and hard to rely on.

So in conclusion. Sparrows are best for an army
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

*waits patiently for Monty to post something about Herman's Hermits*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*wanks in bushes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

yay

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

is the world right for you now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

it's moved slightly in that direction

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

depends what for
taking the nieces and nephew out - park
getting an ice cream with a real flake and fake raspberry sauce - park
swings - park
dog walking (when i get to borrow my friend's schnauzer anyway) - park

bbq - garden
sunbathing - garden
party - garden
al fresco frisking - garden

so as always the answer has to be B O T H.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

dogging - Epping Forest

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I was talking about dogging at work, but eaither me or them doesn't know what me or them are talking about.
I said "It's when you go to a car park, and you have sex in your car and invite other people to do things like wank over the bonnet or stick a hand in through the passenger window, that they have rules about how you turn your blinkers on for this, or whippers for that...."

They said it was having sex outdoors.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

they are wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

in my head
you said that like Nick Cave in that Grinderman song
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Oh yes.
Gonna go and listen right now.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'll have to listen later
I have the album, but I don't know the songs on it :-/

I'm more familiar with Lyre of Orpheus and stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

i have that one
the Heathen Child one is always on 6music. I may have to buy the album one day, but I have a long list of what I want at the mo.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

The chap who produced that
has produced the Jim Jones Revue's new LP. Out in September, rock'n'roll fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I was listening to them this morning
great stuff. makes me want to learn to play piano even more.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

YAY!
for once I know a band you're talking about. Well, I've heard one track and it's good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Jim Jones was in Thee Hypnotics, the best band of the 80s
I saw them at least ten times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

New album out soon. "Burning your house down".

Promo copies are out there will let you know when I find it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I've pre-ordered vinyl but would love an advance listen

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

B3ta's 'Mr. Dogging' has spoken.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I've never had sex in a car
or seen anyone else do it

also, you missed an opportunity a little further up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

that's because the windows were steamed up

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I hate you quite a lot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Don't fear the reaper

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

MOAR COWBELL

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

you're Walken on your way to nowhere
or in your case probably on a bouvelard of broken dreams
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

boulevard of broken dreams?
what do you take me for?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

haha!
you put the emo into lemon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

if there is one thing I'm not, it's emo!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

says the man
who dances along to Fall out Boy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I don't think I've ever danced along to Fallout Boy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

This is a pathetic coverup
in fact I suspect you of singing along to All Time Low, or finding stuff from your own life in Panic! At the Disco
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I can honestly say I don't think I've ever heard either

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I've heard both
that's what happens when you have a fifteen year old sister
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

are they really shit?
is All Time Low a band?

I've at least heard of Panic at the disco
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

they're seriously shit
here's a link www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nBA2OSZnS0

Though I like that video a little bit, because it mocks themselves
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

emo averse to bumming donkeys
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

better than being emo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

that's just the sort of thing
and emo would say

emo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

why would an emo say that not being averse to bumming donkeys was better than being an emo?
now you just aren't making any sense
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

your face doesn't make sense

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

a Green day fan

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

in my callow youth perhaps

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

you poor thing
are you all right?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I went through worse believe me
I feel I'm stronger now because of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

stronger gayer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

quite the opposite

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

this isn't opposite-land

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

very astute of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

.
w h
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

in Vippers' case
it's the 'Bourneville Boulevard'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

shut it
you municipal jizz-receptacle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It's massively
awkward in anything other than a Maybach.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I can imagine
I'm not exactly a small chap either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

m not exactly ve got a really
either as well as a silly beard
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I have a strong dislike for you as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm 6'2"
If it's not the seats or the gearlever, it's the centre console. Got my worst ever case of hip cramp in a car, point of fact.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I will take your recommendation not to try it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

My old mate Ian (who is also about 6'2") and his girlfriend pulled over in a secluded spot when out on a country drive one night.
They did a bit of snogging which progressed to some heavy petting. After a while he suggested that they got in the back as they would be more comfortable. Moving with passionate fervour he hurriedly got out of his door and was tripped as the jeans that his girlfriend had undone slid down his legs causing him to fall into the ditch at the side of the road.

The countryside = not all it's cracked up to be.
(Cave Duck, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Smug cunt

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

that was uncalled for

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

It's wheely good.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

The germans don't like that joke either. In fact, they usually say:
"V8 it".
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Ouch

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Fixed, thank you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Turning your whipper on is a bittersweet thing.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

and a 'whippersnapper' is just painful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

It's not dogging until your windscreen gets seagulled
then it's dogging
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Swings?
Are actual adults allowed to play on swings now?

I'm so getting me some of that.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

for a moment
I thought you'd just misunderstood what swinging was
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Nope!
It's where one of you rides it and the other one pushes, then you swap wih the people next to you.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)