Now now, porky, beggers can't be choosers.
It's not very often I'm in someone's "back garden", and even lesser when I'm in a "park". I don't get much "outdoors time", if you know what I mean. Sometimes I like to come into someone's "Back garden", but I'm not bothered if I come to the "park".

I was once shown clendrix's "back garden", it was lovely, she has a "side ally" that you need to go down by the side of her "kitchen", and there were some rusty bits, but in general I think I would like to spend a pleasent afternoon in her "back garden" again, but only if she meets me at the station because I might get hurt at the "wood green", because there are a lot of troubled-sorts there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*frowns*

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Wub u !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

You're a naughty young man.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I've heard her "Turnpike Lane"
is a busy and violent place of a saturday night.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I like to be the police officer
and beat them up until they cry.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

The doctor fiddled my bits today because I said "I got really bad pains in my guts, I can't describe the pain, it's like someone is squeezing my balls but only in my guts".
He misunderstood that as me saying my balls hurt.

We both laughed afterwards.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I can't tell you how many times I've had that misunderstanding
when using public toilets in Hampstead
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)