B3ta's 'Mr. Dogging' has spoken.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I've never had sex in a car
or seen anyone else do it

also, you missed an opportunity a little further up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

that's because the windows were steamed up

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I hate you quite a lot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Don't fear the reaper

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

MOAR COWBELL

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

you're Walken on your way to nowhere
or in your case probably on a bouvelard of broken dreams
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

boulevard of broken dreams?
what do you take me for?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

haha!
you put the emo into lemon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

if there is one thing I'm not, it's emo!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

says the man
who dances along to Fall out Boy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I don't think I've ever danced along to Fallout Boy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

This is a pathetic coverup
in fact I suspect you of singing along to All Time Low, or finding stuff from your own life in Panic! At the Disco
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I can honestly say I don't think I've ever heard either

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I've heard both
that's what happens when you have a fifteen year old sister
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

are they really shit?
is All Time Low a band?

I've at least heard of Panic at the disco
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

they're seriously shit
here's a link www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nBA2OSZnS0

Though I like that video a little bit, because it mocks themselves
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

emo averse to bumming donkeys
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

better than being emo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

that's just the sort of thing
and emo would say

emo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

why would an emo say that not being averse to bumming donkeys was better than being an emo?
now you just aren't making any sense
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

your face doesn't make sense

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

a Green day fan

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

in my callow youth perhaps

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

you poor thing
are you all right?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I went through worse believe me
I feel I'm stronger now because of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

stronger gayer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

quite the opposite

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

this isn't opposite-land

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

very astute of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

.
w h
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

in Vippers' case
it's the 'Bourneville Boulevard'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

shut it
you municipal jizz-receptacle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It's massively
awkward in anything other than a Maybach.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I can imagine
I'm not exactly a small chap either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

m not exactly ve got a really
either as well as a silly beard
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I have a strong dislike for you as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm 6'2"
If it's not the seats or the gearlever, it's the centre console. Got my worst ever case of hip cramp in a car, point of fact.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I will take your recommendation not to try it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

My old mate Ian (who is also about 6'2") and his girlfriend pulled over in a secluded spot when out on a country drive one night.
They did a bit of snogging which progressed to some heavy petting. After a while he suggested that they got in the back as they would be more comfortable. Moving with passionate fervour he hurriedly got out of his door and was tripped as the jeans that his girlfriend had undone slid down his legs causing him to fall into the ditch at the side of the road.

The countryside = not all it's cracked up to be.
(Cave Duck, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Smug cunt

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

that was uncalled for

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

It's wheely good.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

The germans don't like that joke either. In fact, they usually say:
"V8 it".
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Ouch

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Fixed, thank you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)