he's eligible for a punch in the throat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

he's just put a facebook status about not having any weed or money
He is actually a really nice guy though, just needs some direction.

Comes from Milton Keynes you know...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

what a shitty set of circumstances
Surely though, not being sat on your arse all day smoking weed saves you a lot of money, so he'd have been a lot more than £87 a month better off?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Trudat.
His status said "weed gets you through the times with no money much better than money gets you through the times without weed" so I pointed out that he has no money because he has weed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)

haha
I said that the other day.

The reason I have no money is because of obscene mortgage and weddings savings though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I'm skint because of my debt to the Yakuza

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

that's understandable
need any help?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Only if you've got a spare pinky finger knocking around
She'll probably need some duct tape too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I'll see what I can do
*rummages*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)