Not quite.
Non-iron sheets and a desk lamp. stuff like that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Who irons their sheets? Sod that.
Oooh desk lamp. Kinky.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I found some chain in homebase that I wanted
But mum wouldn't buy it for me. Especially after I said I was sure I could find a use for it locking up innocent young men in my bedroom.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I try not to say things like that to my mother
it might give her a funny turn.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

She's fairly used to me now.
She thought I was joking, bless her.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Yeah.
Also rope is much better. No annoying jingly noises when they're struggling to escape.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Those plastic tie things are the best.
No knots to undo.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Less options. Only wrists and ankles.
Bo-ring!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)

can't really see that there's that many options to tie someone down
apart from wrists and ankles
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Oh ye of little imagination...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

most probably
restraints freak me out so it's not something I really research
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Never tried them
But I read Bizarre magazine, and see some odd things at work. I like to think I'm a little educated in such things, but certainly no expert or indeed practitioner.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I read an article in Bizarre
about Shibari. It looks quite pretty but I couldn't imagine ever being the sort of person who was fine with putting their liberty in the hands of someone else
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:23, Reply)

For Bizarre, that's pretty tame.
Sadly you can't un-see anything. If I could, Genki would be at the top of that list...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Round the waist, to a chair?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I guess
that's not the best though is it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Hogtied, for starters, is better
(never done it mind you)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Also elbows
They're like your arms' knees.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Into a bit of shibari are we?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Nah.
I saw them at Reading one year and they were shit.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Boom boom!
Interestingly, don't Wiki 'shibari', the pic is NSFW for nipplage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Hah
Agreed.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I know people who do...
not me I hasten to add. I can't remember the last time something got ironed in my house.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I thought you meant getting kinky with a desk lamp for a moment there
and I was just thinking "how?!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

to be honest, I probably know people who do that too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

My mother does
But mother is an OCD level clean and tidy freak.
I didn't iron anything at uni.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I haven't ironed anything in my life
Don't own one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

we weren't allowed irons in our rooms
it was a reasonable excuse for no ironing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

You have to iron sheets?
Oh, god, what have I done?! I'm a crinkly linen owning monster! Don't look at me... DON'T LOOK AT ME!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

there's no point in Applebite ironing them with what she will be getting up to on them probably minutes later.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

The scarlet jezebel!

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Cheers love
I like that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)

It was either that or brazen hussy.
The Victorians could insult like nobody else.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Brazen hussy's a favourite of mine

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I'll bet it is
You vigorous, ha-penny knee-trembler chasing ragamuffin.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

mine too
I tend to favour painted jezebel rather than scarlet though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I prefer the first one.
Cos I like red.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I see no point in ever making my bed for this exact reason.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)