I plan to spend it all and enjoy it before dying.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Difficult to ensure that you trail off to zero, the same time as your bank account does.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Easy, just spend what's left in your account
on a shedload of massive drugs and take them all at once!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Always the risk that some do gooder will save your life.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:44, Reply)

this makes me feel better about having an overdraft

(Mr Big Stuff, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Ah, the old, spend more than I have before I pop my clogs, strategy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I've had an overdraft for the last 10 years
I don't spend much and I have my basics covered for the forseeable future, but there's nothing coming in. Fuck it, I don't have massive debts. If I do sort myself out and get a life or whatever it'll take 3 months to pay my debts back and then I'll be a happy man or whatever. I dunno. I'm going through a transient period at the moment, and there are things I have to put up with to maintain my low-maintenance lifestyle, but it's alright. Biggest problem is feeling guilty about being lazy, as you might have noticed..
(Mr Big Stuff, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Erm,.... Well done.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:54, Reply)

It's your life, do what you want with it.
Personally, I'm not willing to climb the social ladder if it means having a millstone of debt and misery for the rest of my days.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Good advice there.
I'll just add don't have a millstone round your neck, while jumping off a 30ft cliff.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:59, Reply)

You are Dr.Alban AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Is this another UK garage joke
Monty?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Worse than that:
much, much worse. Bad 90s 'Eurodance'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I thought you had good taste
:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:11, Reply)

My taste is impeccable, James.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Eurodance says no
Montague.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:25, Reply)

The fact that I know
such an abysmal record does not mean I approve of it, young Jiminy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Europop
is cool www.youtube.com/watch?v=wocU4tBiTBo
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I see I've made a terrible mistake.
So it is.

(c)Sarkmark is a registered trademark.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:38, Reply)

spend all you have, including racking up as much debt as possible, as fast as possible but leave yourself £500
then get a flight to Rio and head out deep inside the Brazilian jungle. Paint yourself blue and live up a tree. That's the way to go out.
(Mr Big Stuff, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:47, Reply)