It's a shame we grow out of such things

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Some of us never do.
*proudly holds up potty for inspection*

She's already out of nappies which is pretty good, I understand. One of my Japanese cousins is a year older than Len and he's still rocking the Pampers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Boys are slow and shitty
My uncle shat on the retractable Hoover cord when he was a toddler. Nobody knew until they pulled the plug out...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

words escape me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Words don't escape him
He still maintains "I didn't shit on it, I wiped my bum with it!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Ouch...
Did he think it would be like a self-retracting goose's neck or something?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

they don't retract by themselves
you have to punch them in.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

So after you punched the goose,
did you wipe your arse on its neck?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

yeah
then I said "now clean yourself up, you disgust me"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Turds escape him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)