i am disappointed
by the lack of range in both your imaginations.

disappointed but perhaps not surprised.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Are you wanting to use it
To 'take care' of men so you don't have to?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

some girls like doing that
regardless of what yours might have been telling you for years!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I'm just trying to think of the alternate uses you're suggesting
You could suck your womb out.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

if nothing else
it will look cool. that'll do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Did you get a pink one?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

NO!!!!!
do they make pink ones??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Dunno
I've got a friend who works there. I should just get him to throw some pink plastic pellets in.

edits: they have some that have pink bits, but none that are just like completely pink and garish and awful.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:20, Reply)

then that won't do
stop teasing me with your promise of pink plastic things!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

You know full well
That I don't approve of making products in various colours just to make them more attractive to girls. Especially laptops.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)