aww, all my statuses are just mindless jibber jabber
I hate when people use their status update to be passive aggressive about people but then farcically maintain some shred of privacy by writing 'some people' and then when people write "what's happened?" they say "I can't say on here, I'll email you".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Eugh I hate that too
Passive aggressive people should grow some fucking balls, so then I can rip them off for being passive aggressive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I don't get any of that passive-agressive stuff
but people trying to be funny, or banging on about football.

got a couple of people who act really emo on facebook but not in real life.

That sort of stuff.

Most of the people who are left unhidden are b3tans, because they post amusing nonsense
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I talked about how bad Jaws 3 is. I'm totally LOLwacki like that
I hope you read it and thought, Oh boy, that althegeordie, what a crazy guy, he's watching bad films totally ironically so he can sneer at them. LOL!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

It is shit but I could not turn it off when I got in last night
I am off to Fopp shortly to buy more shit films.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)