One of my friends' photos are all side-on
as she clearly doesn't know how to rotate.
I'm thinking of blocking her.

Also, what is the point of that Vaseline on the lense effect, taken from above thing? It should be for emo teenagers only.
My facebook pictures show me gurning and frowning and pulling facial expressions other than a tantalising pout. Anything else is false advertising.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's not vaseline

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

They wish.
Pics like that scream "Won't someone tip some jizz my way!!"
Either that or "I am an amateur glamour model and am receiving regular jizz deposits at the local footballer-frequented nightclub, thanks."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

My pics tend to have me pulling a daft face
Because it's my natural look.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I always have scrunchy eyes and am showing my gums

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Are you turning Japanese?
I really think so.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I once played a Gibson SG owned by a guy from the band that did that
exciting stuff eh?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Yes it is.
*Yawn*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You ignore that nasty Bartleby. It's fascinating to me .
Here are a couple more Vapors facts.

Guitarist Ed Bazalgette is a cousin of Peter Bazalgette whose Endemol company are responsible for Big Brother, Chanfging Rooms and Deal Or No Deal.

The sleeve of their second album "Magnets" was designed by the bloke who went on to do the Where's Wally? books.



If anybody wants more Vapors facts then just let me know.
(Cave Duck, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

those are actually quite interesting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doooo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I don't even bother detagging unflattering photos
there are just too many.

The only one I was bothered about was on a stupid hen do one of the silly bitches there took an upskirt shot when I was in my nightie, and put the resultant picture of my arse on facebook and tagged me. I emailed her and asked her to remove it. Silly slag.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

yes, that picture has been removed entirely...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Gaz sent

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I hate you both.
I think there's a photo of me at download where I'm really drunk and pretty much passed out on Wiggy, you can see my arse there if you really want to.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

You sell it so well.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

That's my point
there are much better photos of arses out there on the net, what's the point in trying to find them on facebook?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Exactamundo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I can't find it
but there are several of her in a bikini.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Oooo, she scrubs up nicely in that red spotty dress.
And I think I've found the arse shot, but you can only really see teh curve of one buttock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Here
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

OH THE SHAME!
I clicked.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

JACKPOT!
NSFW!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

MY EYES!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I did warn you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

There was one of me, asleep and drunk, with wet hair and an open mouth, with a cushion on my stomach
I looked retarded and pregnant, and I thought that was a bit much.
i think something really unflattering is mean to post.
But other than that, and your arse-shot, it's fair to say that in real life, people will see your fat belly, your crow's feet, and your funny ear.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

But the difference is, in real life
you actually have to know the person for them to see those things.

Personally I really don't like people posting photos of me, and I make a point of removing any tags of me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Fair enough in the privacy stakes, I agree
I'm on about one slaggy mate in particular who has gazillions of pics of herself looking up at the camera (for the slimming effect) and doing a 'fuck-me' face, and fuzzing up the pictures.
What does she think will happen when someone finds out she doen't look like that and she has a voice like Denzil from Only Fools and Horses? It's unfair to any men she may ensnare.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

But you were happy to ensnare DJTP by pretending to be all nice and lovely and not have pockets full of razzles?
HYPOCRITE!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

My Razzles are in my mum's attic, thank you very much.
djtp had access to my facebook pictures long before we met, so he knew that I looked like a young June Brown. How was I to know he'd had a crush on her since he was 5?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Yeah, I don't tend to post mean pictures of my friends because I would hate it if they did it to me.
One of my friends detags almost all pictures of her because she thinks they're unflattering. No, love, that's just your face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Hahah innit.
I look like a horse in several pictures. Therefore I must occasionally resemble a horse in real life.
I've come to terms with it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I detag truly horrible ones
One had me gurning in such a way that I had so many chins it looked like my face was caught in a mirror maze.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

there are so many photos of me from the year or so before I went to uni
looking awful, that any photo now is refreshingly complimentary, regardless of what stupid face I am pulling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)