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I am cool because I'm a good whistler

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
My nan told me to never trust a woman who can whistle

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)
My great grandma said the same thing
She said a whistling woman whistles the divvil right up out of his den.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)
My nan just said they were sluts
And that their mouths weren't the only things to whistle.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Hahah go on!
If I had a whistling Mary I'd be making money out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)
I'm sure my nan would think you were lovely
But then she's gone a bit *waggles finger in a circle around his temple*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Curly haired?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Nans mostly like me

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
That's because they're all your age

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)
i no rite!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Yes you do
You do write. Now have another biscuit and a cup of tea dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)
What is your favourite tune to whistle?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)
The whistling solo from 'Me and Julio' by Paul Simon.
I also do the riff from My Sweet Lord pretty shit hot too. .
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)
I can only whistle
With my fingers in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)
I found that difficult, and couldn't do it until I was about 20,
when I learnt it from a guide in Maxim.

I've been able to do ordinary and toothy whistling since I was tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
What is toothy whilsting?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I can't describe it
You kind of say 'pyow' rather than just toodling through your lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)
You are Roger Whittaker.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)
No but that's what we call my uncle who taught me how to whistle.
He is unbelievable.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Hang on.
So I need to see your uncle to get my fiver?

When do you usually do your whistling?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)
All the while
But I'm banned from doing it in my hairdresser's
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Brilliant.
How long did you whistle for in the hairdressers before you were asked/told to stop?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)
12 and a half years
I just counted.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I know what you mean
...with your lips not pursed, unlike 'trad' whistling?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
yeah
That's how I do guitar riffs by whistling.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
can you do The Good, The Bad and The Ugly?
I think that's my favourite whistling number.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)
the thought will be awful to you
but look on youtube for the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain doing that tune. It's really quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I can do that BOSS

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I'm so glad you are my BFF :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Throw ya heeead back!
I wish our posts had sound :(
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

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