I was like that for years
If you can see past the Asperger's, the fat and the Simpsons ties, most of the B3tans I've met are pretty OK.

Not so OK that you'd let your real friends meet them, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I regularly drink and do MASSIVE DRUGS with a fellow b3tan
He's met most of my mates, as I with his
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

That's because
you're the fattest Simpsons-tie-wearing Asperger of them all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Too much cake

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

It's a fookin disgrace

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I like your thinking Boycie.
What sort of 'friends' are Internet friends?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

In all truth
apart from my brother I prefer this motley bunch of spanners to most of the people I know in real life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Really?
Why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

These are clever people on the whole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'm wearing a Monty Python tie today.
Otherwise you are mostly correct
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)