No. It's not like I have a list or anything.
I totally have a list and everything. In my head. Probably.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah yeah
I bet you've even worked out tactics:
12. Throw a croissant in the air, when Vipros grabs for it, quickly squeeze his butt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

no need for any of that
I've got a fine arse, and she is more than welcome to have a squeeze
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Yeah, but free croissant...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

good point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

When the kitty's away...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm sure she wouldn't object

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I'm going to lay the smack down on anyone who touches you
I might start the evening by peeing all around you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

you're laughing at the idea of my trying to lay the smack down on anyone aren't you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

important question: do you know without googling where my sig comes from?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

no.
Sorry, please don't leave me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

haha I've just googled it (I should have known that)
and you're the third result.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

heh, really?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

indeedily doodily

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

how very interesting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

more of the peeing part

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

arousing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

what is it with you and piss?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

that's an unfortunate coincidence

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

coincidence my arse
hidden depths coming forward
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

denying it will make no difference will it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

you are becoming wise

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

had to happen one day
I knew if I grew a long beard I'd become wise eventually.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

He's not on my list.
Lets see, Becky I will have to dip ceremoniously and give her a smooch, totally going to give BGB a cheeky grope, and once Lampito is completely pissed I'm shoving my tongue right down her fucking throat.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

This is well thought out

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

*chops some liver*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

charming!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

don't hate

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I'll do my best
can't promise anything though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I wish to hear more about this list.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I'm on it, she fancies me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

totally do
I'd like to wear your glasses and make fishy kissy face at you
I'd totally snuggle up to Gonz and rub my head on his shoulder like a kitten
Me and Al would bob our heads like yeah and move our hips like yeah
I'd like a small tug on Vipros beard
I'd probably strap Labia in some cuffs and bend him over a table
and give Darths hair a gentle pat, then a small squeeze of his bum
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)

that's acceptable
I'm surprised how often people want to feel my beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

You want to do WHAT to me?!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I'm so lonely *cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'm not in there either
we'll show her what really inappropriate behaviour can be.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

and I'll sit and watch creepily

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)

This is sounding SO FUCKING GOOD now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm not in it either...
Can I play?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Aw-raaaaht *fires up hot-tub*
We don't need those losers anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

ours is much better

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

we can have an orgy-off with Kristine
I'll go and get the Run DMC song
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

They are gonna get SERVED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Ours it blatantly better.
It's got way more tits, for one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Hey - I'm not that bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

they're winning on numbers
but we're winning on tits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

And I think we all know which is more important.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

who would have thought that a group with us two in it
could win on tits
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Surely tits get double points?

They usually do when I'm around.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

we'd need to get a lot more people to be beating you on tits my dear
plus we have Darth on our list. That means we lose automatically.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I think
saying you'd like to beat off onto a respected B3tan's tits is a new low even for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

not quite what I was getting at old chap
and more to the point: respected?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

fucker :P
more respected than you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Edmund is more respected than Vippers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:41, Reply)

haha
you just know in their orgy all the lady b3tans are going to get nudged out, until it's Kristine, becky, BGB and Lampito watching in stony silence as Vipros, Labia, Darth, Gonz and Chompy get it on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

that is an awful awful thought.
We're all repulsive.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Hahahahaha how ghastly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

OOOOOOOOOOH stop talking dirty!
I need a lie down
*sweats*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

YEAH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

maybe I just have too much respect for you
or think you're out of my league
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

or MAYBE you've just MASSIVELY SNUBBED ME.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Its ok Monty,
We love you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

DO YOU HEAR THAT, SWIZZLE?

WELL DO YOU?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)