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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Obligatory "what are you doing this weekend" thread.
Go on then, what are you doing?
I have my last shift in work tomorrow and I'm going out for my friend's birthday tonight. Very exciting. I need to find some safety pins though, since I'm wearing a strapless dress that is slightly too big for me and I'd really rather not re-enact what happened at the same girl's birthday party last year.

Or, if you have no social life and are sick of making up QOTW lies, what's your favourite flavour of ice cream?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:11, 194 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I might give in
and actually socialise with my brother this weekend. Depending on benevolence. If not then it'll be lying around. I bought a nice dress so that is in the plus column

Alt Q: mint or coffee icecream
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I would be the best person for you to go for ice cream with
I hate both coffee and mint, so I wouldn't try and steal yours.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)
what is your favourite then?
if it's mango or something hideous, then I won't steal yours

Though lemon sorbet is much nicer than any icecream
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Mango is shit and dull and I hate him.
White chocolate or pistachio. Although I usually go for the frozen yoghurt or sorbet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)
the first time I went to Rome
I bought chocolate, and a green icecream which I thought was mint. Turned out to be pistachio (I'm generally allergic to nuts) so you're more than welcome to that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)
We should totally go get ice cream together.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)
next time I'm in London haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)
mango is shit and dull and I hate him

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)
hahahaha JINX

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)
HAHA
YES!
High five!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I'VE ALREADY ANSWERED THIS QUESTION 3 TIMES
Call yourself my stalker?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Have a mate over tonight, then it's holiday!
Alt Q: Rum and raisin
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I like my rum in tea.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I will try this
White or dark rum?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Dunno.
It was already in the tea.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I'll add both then
Might buy some Sailor Jerrys.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)
not the Sailor Jerry's!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Why not?
Give me a reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)
it's the only drink
that I will not drink (apart from disgusting fruity alcohols and the like) thanks to a night in Bristol
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Good enough!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I don't ever want anything to drink
that makes me attractive to swinger couples who haven't realised they're swingers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)
GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
alright
but I'll only have a urine test
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)
*licks lips*
ugh, kind of grossed myself out there
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Mount Gay ftw

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Appleton Special is OK too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
You're right
Tried some of their 14yr old recently and it
was pretty special...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Moving house,
going to Ikea, going home, building furniture, collapsing in a heap.
I'm a sucker for a good mint choc chip.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Make sure you laugh at the stupid furniture names
Bonus points if you see something called "Prölapse".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Way ahead of you
I have a picture on my phone of a mirror called mong :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Damn you
I took one as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Ice cream
Saw some Brown Bread flavoured ice cream in a posh over priced deli the other day.

Going and buying some might actually be the highlight of my weekend.
(Errorist, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I'm probably having a very late night
because djtp is going to be arriving at my house very late, because he's become a milkman and is doing a shift before he sets off.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Is he really a milkman?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Yes
Ask him about his new job as a milkman.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I bet Benny Hill would have beaten him in a drag race

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Are you suggesting he's a cross-dresser?
I know he used to have long hair but I knew nothing of the bras and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)
To be honest
He was far from convincing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)
And as for his driving
he goes far too fast and this worries me because I'm an only child.
If I die my parents will have nothing to live for, whereas his sister is the favourite anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)
having friends over for dinner and drinks, think I may pick up some champagne and make it really exciting
I might even shave my legs, woah

and since I'll be a zombie tomorrow I'll be watching sense and sensibility and crocheting a baby blanket for my friend Laura
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Hopefully meeting up with Darth Foxtrot this weekend and I will be able to confirm once and for all if he is actually a real gayer.
Boss Keloid will be my wing man.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)
WHAT.
You should probably touch his hair for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Only his hair?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)
well I don't want you to touch his bum if I can't touch it
christ
i really need to get over there so i can start feeling you people up already
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)
And Darth would be your first choice?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)
start at the bottom (no pun intended)
and work your way up
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I'm going to have to wait forever then

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)
No. It's not like I have a list or anything.
I totally have a list and everything. In my head. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Yeah yeah
I bet you've even worked out tactics:
12. Throw a croissant in the air, when Vipros grabs for it, quickly squeeze his butt.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)
no need for any of that
I've got a fine arse, and she is more than welcome to have a squeeze
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Yeah, but free croissant...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)
good point

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)
When the kitty's away...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I'm sure she wouldn't object

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I'm going to lay the smack down on anyone who touches you
I might start the evening by peeing all around you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)
hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
you're laughing at the idea of my trying to lay the smack down on anyone aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)
important question: do you know without googling where my sig comes from?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
no.
Sorry, please don't leave me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)
haha I've just googled it (I should have known that)
and you're the third result.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)
heh, really?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)
indeedily doodily

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)
how very interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
more of the peeing part

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
arousing

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)
what is it with you and piss?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
that's an unfortunate coincidence

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)
coincidence my arse
hidden depths coming forward
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
denying it will make no difference will it?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)
you are becoming wise

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)
had to happen one day
I knew if I grew a long beard I'd become wise eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)
He's not on my list.
Lets see, Becky I will have to dip ceremoniously and give her a smooch, totally going to give BGB a cheeky grope, and once Lampito is completely pissed I'm shoving my tongue right down her fucking throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)
This is well thought out

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)
*chops some liver*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)
charming!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)
don't hate

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I'll do my best
can't promise anything though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I wish to hear more about this list.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I'm on it, she fancies me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)
totally do
I'd like to wear your glasses and make fishy kissy face at you
I'd totally snuggle up to Gonz and rub my head on his shoulder like a kitten
Me and Al would bob our heads like yeah and move our hips like yeah
I'd like a small tug on Vipros beard
I'd probably strap Labia in some cuffs and bend him over a table
and give Darths hair a gentle pat, then a small squeeze of his bum
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
that's acceptable
I'm surprised how often people want to feel my beard
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
You want to do WHAT to me?!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I'm so lonely *cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I'm not in there either
we'll show her what really inappropriate behaviour can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)
and I'll sit and watch creepily

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)
This is sounding SO FUCKING GOOD now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I'm not in it either...
Can I play?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Aw-raaaaht *fires up hot-tub*
We don't need those losers anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
ours is much better

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
we can have an orgy-off with Kristine
I'll go and get the Run DMC song
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
They are gonna get SERVED.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Ours it blatantly better.
It's got way more tits, for one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Hey - I'm not that bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)
they're winning on numbers
but we're winning on tits
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)
And I think we all know which is more important.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
who would have thought that a group with us two in it
could win on tits
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Surely tits get double points?

They usually do when I'm around.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
we'd need to get a lot more people to be beating you on tits my dear
plus we have Darth on our list. That means we lose automatically.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I think
saying you'd like to beat off onto a respected B3tan's tits is a new low even for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)
not quite what I was getting at old chap
and more to the point: respected?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)
fucker :P
more respected than you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Edmund is more respected than Vippers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:41, Reply)
haha
you just know in their orgy all the lady b3tans are going to get nudged out, until it's Kristine, becky, BGB and Lampito watching in stony silence as Vipros, Labia, Darth, Gonz and Chompy get it on
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)
that is an awful awful thought.
We're all repulsive.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Hahahahaha how ghastly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)
OOOOOOOOOOH stop talking dirty!
I need a lie down
*sweats*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
maybe I just have too much respect for you
or think you're out of my league
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)
or MAYBE you've just MASSIVELY SNUBBED ME.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Its ok Monty,
We love you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)
DO YOU HEAR THAT, SWIZZLE?

WELL DO YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Alt Q
White mint with no choc chips inside.
You just roll it in the chips, and that way they're not all minging and frozen. Also they are milk chocolate. Why does every fucker think that the chocolate they use to accompany minty stuff must be dark?
GRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)
calm down calm down

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Eh, eh!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Foc'in stoody wanka!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Eeeeee, ya dirty goff!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)
You fookin wot, la?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Cheeky cuuuuuuuuuunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I might make a white chocolate and mint cupcake
and call it the Roota
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Oh my god that would rule!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Pear

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)
No, you can only choose one.

(Cave Duck, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Pear ice cream?
This actually exists?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)
it's probably some pretentious crap that only socialites enjoy because it's so expensive but it's actually grainy and tastes of cardboard

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)
This sounds about right.
What's wrong with a simple vanilla anymore?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Pear-flavoured things make me cough

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Pear drops are rank.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)
They are indeed
They taste of sweety-flavoured bleach
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I like pear flavored pears

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Vanilla touched me when I was small.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I like a vanilla cone once in a while.
I had one a few weeks ago, first time in a year probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Meeting weirdos from the internet
Drinking with weirdos from the internet
Beating weirdos from the internet at Mario Kart OH YES
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)
send me your friend number for Karting

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Fine, don't.
bitch.
didn't want it anyway.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Sorry some bastard customer called me wanting stuff
i don't know what is it, i'll look it up
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)
This reminds me
I'm still to race you lose to you at Mario Kart.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Get on it, Monday night
Not sure what time yet, I'll liaise with Vipros and we'll leave a thread about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Sounds like a plan
Often out on Monday's but will see what happens. How many can you race against once online?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I think 8 is the max

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
I like chocolate ice cream
it doesn't really taste like chocolate, but it's still really nice.

tonight I am cooking a bunch of turkish stuff on the barbecue, and some turkish bread (I'm looking forward to seeing if I can manage not to fuck it up) followed by spliffs and mariokart and darts.

Tomorrow is a day long surf trip and picnic at the beach at Woolacombe.

Sunday or monday: creating self-indulgent music
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)
fuck off mario kart copycat

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)
totally didn't see that
when are you playing? I could join in remotely and beat you all
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Whenever Wooks wants his ass handed to him

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
constantly?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I will spend most of my weekend
telling B3ta OVER AND OVER A-FCUKING-GAIN what my plans are. That will take up most of my time. I know Chompy already said it. but hey -repetition is the new 'interesting question' round here, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)
you never normally repeat yourself on here

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Shut it, Catweazle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
catweazle was a common insult among my friends at uni.
not just directed at me either.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
You ALL looked like Catweazle?
That must have been confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I don't think we did, beyond a passing resemblance when seen through 24 hours reefer eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I like to answer in a different way each time

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Pfft,
I have better things to do with my time than read previous threads.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
don't be silly

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Will if I want to
*sticks out tongue*
*pulls face*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Is it time for a...
"This place isn't what it used to be', thread?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
oh do we get to point fingers??
*anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)
So what will you be doing over the weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Hoovering up 'Doogie Howsers', mainly

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)
What are Doogie Howsers when they're at home?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
MDs.
You with me now, Jeffington?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)
No.
MDs?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)
MASSIVE DRUGS, Jeffarasalata.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Thanks Monty.
Rather than hoovering them up. Why don't you take them yourself? Surely they've cost quite a lot of money, and putting them all if a Dyson strikes me as a bit of a waste...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.....


Oh Jeff. You just weren't born for these times.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Have I missed the point again?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Hoovering them up with my nose, dear boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Yep

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I have to say, I didn't get this when you mentioned it yesterday
now I understand and I massive approve

to start with I thought you had started trying to bugger boy-geniuses again.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I'm quite taken with the idea of 'getting the Doogies in'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I'm going to find
This man

I particularly like this bit:
'Had no control of his dog, said to be called Spliff, which ran wild and bit tenants’ ankles while fouling in the car park.'

That is a multi-tasking dog right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
of all the people in the world, why would you want to find that man?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I reckon he knows how to party
Karaoke ALL night.
And he feels you up in the lift.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
is that what they call it these days?
kids, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Is the local paper called the Echo 'cos everyone - with no exceptions
in Liverpool spend their day saying 'Eh Eh, calm down, calm down'?

(A simple 'yes' will suffice).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)
No
It's because the vendors shout "ECHO ECHO ECHO!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)
That makes me sad.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)
They're all old

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Well you can't imagine many people graduate and say...
'Armed with my degree, I wish to start my quest to be the worlds greatest local newspaper vendor'.

No one listens to old people, so allowing them to shout in the street probably gives them a sense of self-worth.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)
All day long they shout ECHO ECHO ECHO
but they don't mind at all if you walk past and don't buy one. they're just making their presence known.
But I get called "Ignorant" or get a sarcastic "Thanks" if I walk past a certain Big Issue vendor...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I've stopped selling the Big Issue
now. So expect less judgement on your travels in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Cheers
I appreciate that.
And good luck in your new skip.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)
It's not a skip.
I'll have you know. It's a waste management receptacle for general waste. The fact it's yellow and has some orange lights on the side of it is purely circumstancial.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)
My mother used to make an amazing brown bread ice cream
Sounds vile: wasn't at all.

I also had an excellent apple sorbet round the corner from The Pantheon in Rome.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Everyone is so repulsed that they're shunning this thread
I'd try it. I love Hovis.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I did wonder what I'd done.
Little did I know they were all having a secret bum-off in Kristine's place.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I've heard brown bread ice cream is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)
It is so, so good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I think it's just a case overcoming the instinctive "that can't be right" reaction
When my step-edaughter was about six we made bread and butter pudding which she thought was okay until she asked what it was. On being told she started crying and refused to eat it.

She's now 19 and gets reminded of this fairly often.
(Cave Duck, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)
I don't hold with that attitude
as long as the flavour and texture of something is good I don't care what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I'm certain most 'I don't like offal' people
are objecting to the idea rather than the food itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I concur
I know I don't much like kidney or calf/lamb's liver from experience, but as I've said before I'd happily stuff a goose to death myself to eat foie gras
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
It's the fowl "stuffing" you do to create Chicken Kiev that worries me.

(Cave Duck, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Devilled kidneys I like
and I've had some lovely calf's liver too - but badly prepared these things can be revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

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