the ghost in the window??
ok now he is holding the baby. tom selleck. holding. a. BABY. this sort of shit should be illegal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

See link
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Men_and_a_Baby#Urban_legend

Why? Is Tom Selleck not allowed near kids?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

hey
no maligning the Tom, even in jest!

interesting but i think i've missed that bit... still i'm sure e4 will repeat it every night for a week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

TIC TOK TIC TOK goes the biological clock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

hahahaha
fuck off, i'll only consider it when they invent babies that can come clubbing with you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Extra-large handbag
straight into the cloakroom, Robert's your father's brother.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Get a dog instead, much better.
They're both going to shit on the carpet, but it's kindda more acceptable for a dog.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

both of them require far too much commitment
and staying in at night. that's only a good idea under very specific circumstances.

@ zozimus - what if it pukes in my designer handbag though? no, no.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Rub its nose in it
and use your stern voice.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

that is how i treat my boyfriends

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Commitments are only fun on a non commitonalsomething basis anyway.
You got any siblings? Let them have the kids and you can be the cool aunt who teachers the kids how to put a johnny on a bloke without using your hands.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Your aunt sounds like quite a lady

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

She's very special.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

my nieces and nephew
live in essex. at 1, 3 and 5 i bet they could already teach me a thing or ten.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)