gosh.
where is everybody?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 9:46, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*waves*

( broadsword, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

/waves back.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Its a bank holiday
so unless your stuck at work like me everyone is still in bed I guess

hiya, you alright?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

yeah all good here, busy busy, just popped on and realised there was no one around!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

loads of college work to do?

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Nope, lots of school stuff to do.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

hehe pedant!
when do your final exams start?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

1st of November.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

good luck
you'll ace em
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I'm not really here
I'm doing college work like a good little bunny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:43, Reply)

SHE'S LYING!
I should be taking care of my massive to-do list for today. So far I've sat in a coffee shop for 2 hours attempting to do work and failing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Are you?
Or are you watching old spice adverts on youtube? Eh?
HEYAH!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I was totally working, honest....
randomcrown.

expensive magnifying glass.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

MONOCLE SMILE!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I am definitely, categorically not here frittering away my bank holiday on b3ta
('morning)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Anyone in the UK is probably outside as it's sunny
I however have been shopping and bought myself new toys.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

A rabbit?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Nope
A new xbox as I bust mine yesterday. Not terribly exciting but it's black and shiny I like it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

AT WORK

( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

It's a holiday in England (and, probably Wales, but that barely counts)
The rest of us are stuck at work when we should be outside in the sun.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I might go to the park at lunch and roll about on the grass

( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

people might think you're mental
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

They're Irish, their opinion counts for nothing

( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I'm Irish! you racialist. Go out and apologise to every Irish person you see this instant.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I've currently a German to my left and a Dutch to my right
If I see any Irish today I shall apologise
( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

i don't mind really. As a nation we're fairly laid back. Apart from some of the bombers etc. But boys will be boys.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Laid back isn't the word I'd use
they're quite fond of burning non-locals around my way
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

It was a very broad statement on my part. How are you Amberl?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'm all right
above was prompted by the fact that the local school often segregates all non-nationals into one class and given them the worst teachers.
How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

All good thanks pal. Just enjoying recovery Monday really. B3ta is quiet I don't like it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

That's just Kerry for you
Mostly mentals.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

pretty much yes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I've been crying under the table in the kitchen
In twenty two hours I have nowhere to live. I am absolutely shitting myself, should have sorted it out ages ago.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Fuck Newcastle!
Either stay on someone's couch until you find something or fuck Newcastle and transfer somewhere else, where they don't know you're a rent-dodger and abuser of disabled students.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Bit late to change now tho init
I'll end up at the University of Tooting Bec etc.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

i am
still stuck in the middle of operation de-clutter and spring-clean the flat, although i have nearly finished the last room thank fuck. now i am eating an innocent veg pot and actually watching "three men and a baby" because tom selleck is so bloody hot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Look out
for the ghost in the window.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

the ghost in the window??
ok now he is holding the baby. tom selleck. holding. a. BABY. this sort of shit should be illegal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

See link
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Men_and_a_Baby#Urban_legend

Why? Is Tom Selleck not allowed near kids?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

hey
no maligning the Tom, even in jest!

interesting but i think i've missed that bit... still i'm sure e4 will repeat it every night for a week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

TIC TOK TIC TOK goes the biological clock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

hahahaha
fuck off, i'll only consider it when they invent babies that can come clubbing with you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Extra-large handbag
straight into the cloakroom, Robert's your father's brother.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Get a dog instead, much better.
They're both going to shit on the carpet, but it's kindda more acceptable for a dog.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

both of them require far too much commitment
and staying in at night. that's only a good idea under very specific circumstances.

@ zozimus - what if it pukes in my designer handbag though? no, no.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Rub its nose in it
and use your stern voice.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

that is how i treat my boyfriends

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Commitments are only fun on a non commitonalsomething basis anyway.
You got any siblings? Let them have the kids and you can be the cool aunt who teachers the kids how to put a johnny on a bloke without using your hands.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Your aunt sounds like quite a lady

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

She's very special.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

my nieces and nephew
live in essex. at 1, 3 and 5 i bet they could already teach me a thing or ten.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I went to see a lovely 95 year old lady today who is quickly deteriorating in hospital.
She burst into tears when she saw us all : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 17:41, Reply)

So would I!
Lying in hospital thinking I'm not too bad then BAM!
Shitloads of visitors.
And thinks "Not long now then."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Just got in, been on trains most of the day.
Still, great long weekend away. I laughed at a child who walked in to a door and cried. Perhaps I should never be a father...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Not at all
useful tactic that, if you laugh and make a joke of it there's a chance the kid won't start roaring once they get over the shock. On the other hand, if you were laughing at the kid crying, not just the slapstick, then you are a fiend and should be stopped.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:14, Reply)

stopped applauded.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Waves
Had wine in a sunny garden, life's tough in the colonies...
( zulu eh?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:45, Reply)