It's ok, I was a bit relieved because I wanted to play Harry Potter.
Did you like the Expendables? I thought it was ok but could have been a lot better and there were some bits that were just shit.

EDIT: you've already answered, so never mind.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

there were some shitty bits
ending was a bit gay, but generally I thought it was alright. Glad it was short too, would have been crap if they'd dragged it out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Charisma Carpenter's character was pretty pointless and so was Mickey Rourke's
and I hated that they tried to make it all soppy and emotional, it just didn't work properly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

yeah, but I could sort of gloss over that
when people started being shot in half by a fully automatic shotgun.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I loved that massive gun thing the black guy had, it was brilliant.
It did annoy me in the big fight scene that there was always a handy bunker for them leap behind and that they were just throwing explosives all over the place without liaising with each other at all.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Black guys massive gun?
I think you were watching a different film...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

There was just one black guy
the token black guy of course. And Jet Li covered the oriental contingency, it was like a United Colours of Benneton ad.

I thought the wrestler with the spaz ear was a pointless character though. And Steve Austin is one ugly man.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

the guy with the spaz ear is a cage fighter I think
or UFC or something.

The English bad guy was a bit shit too, but apparently he was the lead in the live action version of Fist of the North Star, so I can't be too hard on him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

See there were so many pointless characters.
I assumed they'd just stuck the cage fighter in there for some kind of wrestling showdown with Steve UglyFuck Austin, and I was right.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

there was a lot of wrestling moves going on
let's hope they get The Rock for the sequel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Oh my god that's what the film was missing!
I knew there was something. It was severely lacking in eyebrow.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

and grin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Anyone called 'Charisma Carpenter'
should be kneecapped and thrown in a secluded lake to drown.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

in her defence
she is quite hot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

she's really lame though
what has she been doing since Angel? Fuck all, because she's shit. I think she was in a chocolate bar ad a bit ago.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

she was in an episode of Legend of the Seeker
strangely she looked rubbish in skin tight dark red leather.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

god, Legend of the Seeker
Legend of the Seeker Legend of the Seeker Legend of the Seeker Legend of the Seeker Legend of the Seeker Legend of the Seeker Legend of the Seeker Legend of the Seeker Legend of the Seeker IT'S ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I can't help it!
I adore the woman from it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)