Your Cathedral is shit, because it doesn't have this:
www.liverpoolcathedral.org.uk/files/Soul%20Spectacular.pdf

I want to go to this so I can sing Band of Gold with Freda Payne, Me & Mrs Jones with Billy Paul, Misty Blue with Dorothy Moore and "Solid as a Cock" with Ashford & Simpson.
So I'm going over to the Proddy side.

Oh, hold on, cheapest ticket is £100 :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

shocking.

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Fuck me lar.
Those tickets are costly.

In no way is this boss.*

*I'm learning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

haha speaking the language of the natives
love it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

*Beams with pride*
At having mastered another dialect.*

*Well, I say mastered, I mean adding 'lar' to things and occasioning the odd 'boss' reference.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

They only say 'lar' in the South End.
If you go to Fazakerly and say 'lar' they will call you a naughty name that means black person.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Come'ead
scousedictionary.blogspot.com/

I'll keep revising.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Very blond people get called come'ead too.
True.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Divvy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Linford Christie?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Kris Akabusi

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Robert Mugabe!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

It doesn't say which cathedral
This could be embarasing.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

It is Liverpool Cathedral
Which is the Anglican one.
Liverpool Metropolitan Cathedral is Paddy's Wigwam.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Cheers sweetpea

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Anytime
The proddy one is nicer and looks more like a church, but the Catholic one smells more holy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

^ this is true ^
I smell of holiness after I go to the Basilica
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I lica basil too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)