I was a lurker on the main board and links for quite a while before I came here
I only found this place when everywhere else was really quiet.

The 'Fuck Off Cats' thing was a retaliation to weeks of cat videos on /links, and I was posting it for a week before I even came here.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Jesus, WBM
Do you ever sleep???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

ha!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Ah, that makes more sense
You haven't to remember that due to the fervent cliquiness of /offtopic, many of us never venture beyond this board and so wouldn't have seen the week of cat videos on /links, or your previous posts on /board.

We're a bit like an Amish community, but with less humour.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

To be fair, I didn't set this account up as a troll
but my one post on board didn't receive the recognition I felt it deserved, so I got in a strop!
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Could you hate a cat enough to throw it at a window?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

If you'd seen what I was posting on links
you'd know that it's the cat owners that I really have a problem with.

I could probably throw a cat owner at a window, if they were small enough.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I own a cat and there is zero chance of you throwing me through a window

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

they don't make windows big enough.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

That's what I was going for =)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I didn't read the Cat Hater's post
now I realise that was pretty obvious, belm.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

*PATs on back* there there, it's ok now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Self-loathing, eh?
I can help you out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I might be a miserable cunt,
but at least I'm not boring. My shit's original......
(nolongernuts, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 6:11, Reply)