I think he's cool
and I want bacon ice cream
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He's innovative
.....but a total penis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

he is a cock
but I find the way he works fascinating.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I want to eat there
but it might not be worth it since there is so much I can't eat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I do.
And I'd like to try his food (my brother-in-law's best man is an employee and close friend of his, so I'm hoping some kind of angle can be worked here) - but his celebrity meal series made me want to eat my own eyeballs*.


*probably on the Fat Duck menu already
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

celebrity meal series?
the heston's [insert shitty theme here] feast stuff?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

That's the one.
The 70s one particularly grated.

Every ten seconds:

'I really like to explore my crazy fun side so I...blah blah blah'
'I really wanted to capture my wacky, experimental character, so I...' etc etc

The culinary equivalent of the 'you don't have to be be mad to work here...' sign. Fucking turd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

there were some awesome bits of cooking wizardry during that series
but I agree, the whole was terribly contrived and geared up to provide him with a back-patting exercise.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)