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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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THE ADVENTURES OF TGB AND VIPROS: PART 2.
After a stormy evening of insulting eachother and cussing out each other's families, they find themselves alone in a room after a bash.
"You're a fucking slut, I hope someone rapes you with aids", he shouts.
"Yeah', 'cus you ain't man enough to do the job yourself, you've got a fucking button-mushroom of a cock" she seeths back at him.
"Buttom mushroom cock? It's like chucking a bratwurst down a hallway"
"I'll show you a fucking hallway"
As TGB throws him against the wall and attempts to taste his lower osphogus, he can feel himself growing down under, she's impressed, she won't admit it though.
[Explicit scene]
It's late now, he's in his restful slumber, she's sneeking out, putting on her high heels to walk out, when she gets an idea, she's going to shit in his griddle pan. So she goes downstairs, takes the tefal covered griddle pan from off the shelf, lowers her panties and lets rip. It's hard to come out at first, but eventually all is revealed.
She thinks to herself "Hahahaha, gotcha', strike one for TGB" and proceeds to leave the premses and drive home.
There she is, walking to the car, she walks up to it and opens her handbag only to find a her childhood toy, ripped to pieces, inside a used condom covered in shit.

"Touche, Vipros, one-one, but this is not the last of this.", as she gets into her car and drives off.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I totally tented reading that

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I fucking well knew that thing in the corner was a camera!

(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

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