I cannot stress this enough
Ask to see her bumhole. Straight off the bat. If she won't show you her bumhole it probably means that she's not that into you, or she's got a grotty shitpipe. Either way you're not wanting that.

If you need to bail at an early opportunity tell her that she's a horrid festering twat of a human being then do cartwheels out of the pub.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But if she does show you her bumhole, she's a slag
fucking hell, we girls can't win
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

No, if she presents the bumhole and it's well groomed with a clean tube and maybe a bow above it
He should insert his index finger as far as it goes and waggle her around like a fingerbob
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

you sound like the best date ever.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

You have much to teach us

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I got a book out, Theo's Dating for the Busy Person
Only 100 Queen faces, get it online now
( Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)