The Lord's prayer......backwards.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

reyarp s'droL ehT?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Klingon?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Czechoslovakian yeast

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Mam vaginalni infecki

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Holsten PIls?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Hilsten Plos?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

But surely that would require some sort of reverse masturbation technique...?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

desperately trying to stuff jizz back into your willy and rubbing yourself slower and slower until you've gone from shame to anger?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

while sucking in tears through your eyes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Sounds like marriage

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'll let you know
got a while to wait though.

1 year and 9 days in fact
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

You're getting married?
Congrats, man. You decided what you're doing for the stag do? I'm in charge of organising my cousin's, and I can't decide between paintball, rock-climbing, go-karting, or a massive drug-fuelled bar crawl with a strip joint or two thrown in.
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

something low key with my good mates
I'm really dead against ritual humiliation and will be frankly quite annoyed if any of my mates try and do something along those lines.

it'll most likely be a surf trip with a load of booze and spliffs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)