Give up drinking for a couple of weeks
if it stops woo hoo, if it doesn't go to your GP.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This is, of course, the sensible and obvious answer
Would require me to give up drinking for a couple of weeks, though...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

You can have white russians or something if you must drink.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Phwoar White Russians

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Bam-a-lam

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

that is fucking hilarious
biggest officelol of the day by a long way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Oh my God I've just made a really weird sound by trying not to laugh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I fucking love you, did you know that?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I jest
It will just be terrifically bad timing as a lot of my friends are currently departing for pastures new, which will mean a lot of 'leaving drinks' being scheduled around the time I'm trying to give my system a rest.

Felt fucking rough yesterday though, so perhaps it is time I MTFU'ed and gave it up for a little while.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

They're all fucking off
because they hate you and your fucking cancer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

FINE THEN
I don't need friends anyway. I can keep myself perfectly entertained at home and have enthralling conversations with my tumour as it slowly spreads throughout my drink-ravaged body and corrupts my internal organs, one by one and I gradually die, in great pain and with no other company except the tumour that is destroying me. And with the last ounces of my strength, I make a final, solitary cup of tea, and go to the fridge to find the fucking milk's gone off.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)