When you get home you'll find another message on your wall.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Written in blood or piss?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Diarrhoea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

You've let me down Boycey

You used to be so cool...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Now I'm just a poo-graffer on the fringes of society.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Sounds like Darth's dream job

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Morning Boyce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Alright DogFucker?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I'm tired
You?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

More tired than you. I got to sleep at 3.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

is it
'call me, love Monty xxx'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Pretty much:
'Darth Cocksnot from The Internet lives here: please burgle him at your leisure: he's at work, the big fucking mincer' in 3' high poo letters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

That's a lot of poo
Have you been storing it up?

Also I must deduce that Darth must have a huge house to accomodate such a message on just one wall...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I got some spare poo from Kitty's last show.
And when I say 'house' I mean 'open prison'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Is it worth burgling an open prison?
I suspect there's a danger of being "burgled" yourself if Darth's unseemly sort are in there. I thought he was only allowed to bring in his DVD Boxset of Glee on compassionate grounds...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

and then in a dribble of piss
'I don't know why he won't love me' in tiny little letters at the bottom.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I would strongly advise you to do this while Ms Foxtrot is not home
She could, and will, kick your arse

And if you hurt her Amberl will get angry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Shows who wears the trousers in that relationship...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)