I found an old CD
with short stories on it that I wrote when I was about 12. Made me smile and cringe in equal measure
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

written or spoken?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

performed through the medium of interpretative dance.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

With extra Frazzles?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

written thankfully
I think I'd probably have killed myself in the dulcet tones of myself as 12 year old had been on it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

My nana has one of me singing as an 11 year old
I don't mind the ones of me as a toddler singing Toyah, Fame, and Adam Ant, but the older one makes me cringe.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

That's the reason there are no
photos or videos of me between the age of about 8 and 16. I destroyed them all or simply ducked out of them all.

The stories are disturbing though, I read them and think 'these are really odd'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

What are they about?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

they are sci-fi and fantasy
most of them are horribly derivative, but one or two are something a bit different, that I might cannabalise for ideas now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

There's a video somewhere of me as a two year old
At one of my cousin's dance shows getting up and doing the locomotion with them. Luckily no one knows where it is anymore.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

haha!
I was never recorded as a baby. Plenty of photos of me though, my dad has a collage of all the cute ones, where I'm sweeping in a Laura Ashley dress and Doc Martens.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Haha, Iso you've always been like this?
My favourite of me as a baby is as about six months old sat on my dad's motorbike.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I was looking through old pictures that I'd not put on facebook
(therefore not existing)

Found lots of pictures of me being thin, and a picture of my ex in a fluffy tiara. I'd upload it but I've forgotten where it is already.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

old pics for me are a mixed blessing
on one hand, in some, i am thinner. HOWEVER, it comes with the caveat that i am also on massive drugs and therefore prone to gurning, outlandish attire, and some epically spacky hairdos.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

could be worse
I looked like Meatloaf
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

You two should team up - you could be Meat l'oaf

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I look at them and think "Your hair is lovely! Do something with it! Also, be more positive. And continue eating what you want. It won't last."

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)