Hand in your notice.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I am looking for work sadly there isn't much that meets my requirements
of money, location and something I think I'd enjoy doing.

Reed.com came up with three jobs :(
I have too much debt to leave without another job lined up *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Oh in that case shut the fuck up about it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

What like you shut up about your phone?
Which was all you posted about. In caps most of the time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

That's your problem,
not enough caps.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Everyone needs a good cap collection
My favourite one is blue, with a little propeller on top
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I meant capital letters,
which should have been obvious by the context, are you mentally sub normal?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

*sigh*
Of course I know what you actually meant you twat. I take it you're sick of your eyeballs itching then?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I also knew what you meant
but decided to suck any wit out of your reply because it would annoy you and provoke a defensive response.
It worked, I am a hero.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

*sigh*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Cheer up shit face
*friendly punch in the kidneys*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Oh all right then.
*friendly kick to the crotch*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Jolly good
*friendly repeated curb stomps*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

you're up early.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Morning
I'm going to email my dance teacher today, so be prepared.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Yay! I'm excited
Is she going to make me do really hard, mean stuff like superman drop into gemini, into angel, into fly, into hercules, into jade, into heart attack?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Naah, not at first anyways.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Reed are useless cunts and I hate them
That doesn't help does it...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

try totaljobs.com or monster, they're much better
isn't it?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

The fact you're being helpful scares me
But thanks. And CD yeah CUNTS ARGH RAGE WOO
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Reed.com
isn't that great to be honest. There are ways of approaching companies directly that have minimal risk of backfiring and getting back to current employers.

I have no idea what you do but some of these tips might help. If you are interested let me know I can email you some info on it from my rec days.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I work in a box factory
But I am a sales coordinator so I get to listen to angry customers bitch all day that their boxes are shit, the print isn't square, the print is the wrong colour, the boxes are delaming, the boxes are fishtailing, the boxes aren't strong enought to bury grandma in etc etc

See when you know the information I am no where near as angry as I should be.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

do you make cupcake boxes?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

We make boxes for the Fabulous Bakin' Boys
not the ones you buy, the ones they get displayed in. Are you after cupcake boxes?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I'm trying to price some up for my business plan
I need the ones that have the cardboard insert so they don't get all smushed around on transit. There's a company called the Cupcake Box Company that I've found that's quite cheap, but I need more than one quote.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Our minimum order quantity (MOQ)
will probably be around 2500. And probably not very cheap as we suck
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

way to sell your company.
thanks anyway though!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Stress is stress regardless of the cause. Already you're gonna have an attractive skill set for most businesses it's a case of picking a handful of companies you want to approach and tailoring yourself for them. This used to be my speciality for Reed back in the day so if you do come up with a list of companies gaz me a copy of your CV and their names and I will have a play around.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Skill Set
Anger
Sarcasm
Amazign tpying skillz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Charlie Brooker?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

fucker married Konnie Huq in Vegas last week. Jealous.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Did he really?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Yes
Look how blissfully happy they are

WARNING MAY CONTAIN LINK TO THE DAILY MAIL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)