That pub we ended up in:
'On 9th March 1966 Ron Kray walked into the saloon bar of The Blind Beggar and shot George Cornell in the head using a 9mm Mauser.

Legend would have it that this happened because Cornell had called Ronnie a 'big fat poof'...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

must be the worlds biggest pub so many people claim to have been there the night that shooting happened

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

50% of the British population were there.
The other 50% were watching the Sex Pistols at Manchester's Lesser Free Trade Hall.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

But he was, wasn't he?
Though I suppose it's not the sort of thing which is becoming to an old East End lad, know what ah mean? Leave it ahht, apples n' plates a' meat.


Like the new name, by the way.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I wondered who'd spot it first - it's only for the morning, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I spotted it, but I was reserving judgement until I made sure it was really you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Ditto
It's not past anyone here to make an account, put the same signature and all the info in the profile. Only the time here and the answers confirmed so.
-detects-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Exactly,
anyone who comes on here claiming to be Monty and upbeat and cheerful has clearly not done their background research*.

*_{Though a few points would be awarded for convincing use of the word 'chipper.'}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Tsktsk. And how do we know it's the Real Crow?
You could have all been replaced by sockpuppets for the day.

Of course it's me, no one else can be as relentlessly dull.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

perhaps we should all switch accounts for the day & work out who is really who

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

ooh ohh can I be Bobbychomp
I have an iphone it's amazing just like me TGB is an angry bitch I'm amazing! So are iphones
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I never said I was amazing
the rest is true though, although my iphone is playing up so I don't love it anymore. So that leaves us with you being an angry bitch.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Only online which I have already said doesn't count
oh and HA my phone is working perfectly
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I'm only a cock online
so hopefully that makes us quits.

edit - I don't try to be a cock it just happens
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

that's what Applebite says about licking cock

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

HA

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I think it makes me better than you
and I think you know this
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

If it keeps you going another day in the shitty box factory


of course you are pet, of course you are.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Well, where else would you see wrists this limp*?
CAAW! CAAW! Bumder alert! Bumder alert! CAAAW!


*_{Possibly on Foxtrot}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Hmm. Not convinced.
What's your vegetable of choice?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Erm...Stephen Hawking?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

a marrow you idiot
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

_{shit...do you think my cover's blown?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

YES TERRIBLY
Now which one are you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

FUCK OFF CATS

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

The base are belong to us, not you!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Shut up Bert

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

and for the effort of donating money and getting the same Lemming icon.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

But I can believe he misread that
as 'Lemmy'
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Are you reading this, my new-found mod chums?
I'd love a Lemmy icon. Or a Moaty one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

the ginger wouldn't come across brilliantly in monochrome

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

A Gazza one would be good

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)