I'm having dinner tonight
with THE DRUMMER FROM JAMES.
EDIT: initially I thought it was going to be an informal buffet - but it turns out it'll be a proper 'sit down' meal. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tomorrow I'm going dogging with Toyah Willcox and the Marquis of Bath during the day, and in the evening I've been asked to play a two-hour triangle solo at my good friends Muse's gig in some ghastly mining city up north somewhere (full of car thieves and general povvoes).

Sunday I'm being taken by helicopter to Brian May's house - he's having a bring and buy sale in aid of some spastics. That's Brian all over: a spastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:15, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is the first part actually true?

I know the second isn't, Toyah's much more into bukakke than dogging.

hahahaha I fucking LOVE that safari suggests "backache" as the correct spelling for bukakke.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

How dare you: it's ALL true, I tell you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I have backache on a daily basis.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

*drops monocle*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

All lies, except the last bit

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

You're having dinner with the drummer from James?
See how many times you can tell him to 'sit-down' and report back.

He'll never have experienced ANYTHING like that before.

NEVER.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

haha, nice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

You can see it now..
TDFJ: Where do you want me?
MB: Oh, sit down, oh sit down, sit down next to me....

He'll love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Do you think his missus phones him up if he's out too late
and demands he Come Home?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Deffo.
She's a star.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Aye. If he stays out he'll never get Laid.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

*sigh*
his name is Dave you know.

I don't know why I'm defending this, I rib Wiggy about the exact same thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

No. His name is Gavan.
none of this "late-to-the-party-I'm-the-replacement-drummer" please.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

oh in that case I've never met the drummer from James.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Who is Dave
And who is Wiggy?

I don't know anyone. :-(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

David Baynton-Power.
James' drummer after the first one had a ruck with Tim Booth just as they were getting big.

See - drummers. Eminently replaceable.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Tim Booth is a bit creepy
kind of looks like Rasputin.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Hi I'm TGB

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Hello TGB

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Wiggy belongs to me
you won't have seen him on here, he posts once in a blue moon to remind me that he can see me flirting with Vipros.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Gotcha.
I'm slowly getting the /OT education.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

haha I'm going to tell Wiggy to do that and I'll let you know
I win because MINE'S TRUE.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Oh man, not the drummer from James!
Perhaps he could do a quick rendition of "Sit down" or that other song they did.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)