I only ask as we have taken on two stunners this morning
how many times have you got it on in the office during office hours?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Only once. Bending someone over a desk isn't as alluring as you'd think.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Do not spoil the illusion
one day it will happen, although I have a 3 year time limit as then I'll be a teacher and I won't be bending anyone over anything!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Well, not if it collapses under her weight...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

hahahaha
explaining that to the boss would be tricky.

My ex once threw me onto my bed (in a non-sexual way, really!) and I put my knee straight through one of the slats. It stayed broken for 5 years because I couldn't bring myself to ask my dad to fix it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

more likely to be splinters in delicate places given how shitty our office furniture is

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I'll save you some heartache
you probably don't stand a chance with either.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Ha ha. The nearest he'll get will be cracking one out under his desk

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

we don't know that!
I have all day to fuck this shit up!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I have no doubt you will fuck it up

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

^ agree ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

IRL I happen to be fairly normal
and quite funny. It's only on here that I come across as a clueless spastic.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Rule of life: anyone claiming to be funny normally isn't.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I have a friend who is pretty funny, but he takes huge umbridge with anyone telling people he is funny
because then they have expectations of him. He once said to me "Pete told his friend Dan that I was really funny, but when I met him I was tired and now he hates me".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

umbrage

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

whoops I was thinking of the character in Harry Potter, belm

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

quite cute though
wouldn't have you down as a Potter fan.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

that's why I shoehorned quite in.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)