my first boyfriend had a massive hooter
one particular evening we were in bed. it was almost dark and i was straddling him; leaned over to kiss him, and literally got a mouthful of conk. my choice was: (i) pretend that i think this is sexy; (ii) say sorry but your nose is big enough to create another entire human being so i might sit on that instead??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh god that's bad
Similar situation, due to being youthful and inexperienced I'd often get his nose in my eye.

My next boyfriend had a large nose, but more rounded than pointy. A very pretty nose. Shame the person it was attached to was PURE EVIL.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

An ex of mine once said I had 'the perfect nose'.

Not quite sure what to make of that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

for taking massive drugs
i would have thought she meant?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

If it really is my best asset
I have not looked after it well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

It's a compliment
I think the last couple of compliments I got were the standard "you have nice eyes" and "even though you've got fat, you can still be really pretty. Sometimes"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)