Eating on public transport should be banned
I had to get up and swap seats because this cunt next to me was eating a bag of bacon wheat crunchies at a volume level more akin to open cast mining.

Then there was the lolfatty who produced a 4 pack of cakes and proceeded to inhale the fucking lot in about 6 minutes.

THEN there was the open mouthed Burger King Cunt, who's every mouthful of flesh sounded like someone mashing a bucket of liver with their feet. How I stopped myself from spitting in the their face, i'll never know.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I LOVE your posts, CJ.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

There is more bile waiting to get out
However, I fear that if I let some out, then there will be an uncontrolled emission that may result in a fatal aneurysm.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I feel like that a lot.
I fear that if I really start venting, it'll be like that bloke on Brass Eye with 'the Gush'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

''Suddenly there's a look of panic on his face... like a sad face, freaky clown.. he couldn't stop.''

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

applauds the use of lolfatty

( zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I hate eating in public, I'm so conscious of grossing other people out that I try and hide it
and then I look like a spack.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Well, I'm quite well mannered
and eating yogurt doesn't make noise. However, if we had to ban everything that upsets someone, we wouldn't be allowed to move.

Take a deep breath, and try to smile for a change. It's not as difficult as you think. I you can't, think of all the inconvenient, rude, disgusting and upseting things that you do every day, and how many nice people put on with them and let you live.

xx
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I think we should give the first part of your post a try, the rest of it is obviously nonsense

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

X

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)