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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Don't worry, I'll get the door again you fat lazy moo, don't get up. Carry on reading the paper, it's fine.
What's pissing you off already this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:40, 299 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'll bet Monty's pissing you off
by posting right above you.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)
You are.
I've just had to delete a thread because of your selfish post.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)
whoops
sorry Mr Monty.

Ooh that sort of rhymes. I bet that pisses you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)
No problem old chum.
It was only about massive drugs anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)
you can always try and thread jack
...if you dare...*sinister eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)
*dares*
*japs-eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:53, Reply)
Nothing!
Not letting the tube strike piss me off and happy that the cat/microchip/ex-gf problem seems to be resolved.

Time for a croissant I think
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)
oh is it sorted? what happened?
Did Internet Lawyer Man swoop in and save the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)
Actually
despite my angry rant yesterday, I got home fine - and in again fine this morning.

IN YOUR (fat, piggy-eyed, red) FACE BOB CROW.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)
my gf has got in fine this morning by changing from the Jubilee to the Metropolitan. I am working from home.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)
The bus driver
I got on this morning, paid for my £2.10 ticket with a Tenner, and apologised saying "Sorry, it's all I've got", with a sheepish smile.

He looked at the note like it was coated in shit, then at me, before taking the money, and printing the ticket. He then gave me the change in coins, before sarcastically saying "Sorry, it's all I've got", and just sounding a twat.

Fucking hate wankers like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)
ahh the old bus change argument
I don't get the bus very often, but I'll be pleased when eventually everything can be paid for by card, I'm rubbish with carrying money. Bus drivers would love me though because I always have to make it up out of crappy bits of change because I'm usually skint.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)
I generally avoid public transport, due to it containing the public. They're mostly cunts.

(Cave Duck, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)

mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:53, Reply)
I walk to work so I get to avoid the public for the most part.
I see a lot of magpies, they seem pretty sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)
Magpies are cunts.
They kill all the pretty birds.

I know it's nature and all that stuff, they are naturally cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)
You're getting 'magpies' mixed up with 'Peter Sutcliffe'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)
Only some of his victims were pretty
The non-prostitute ones obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)
none of them looked pretty after he'd bashed them with a claw hammer

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)
It was a ball pein hammer.
*pedant*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)
You know too much about this.
I still think Denis Nielson was the strangest. According to the book about him by Brian Masters, Nielson had such a thing about death he used to cover himself in make up to look like a corpse, before standing in front of a mirror to have a wank. I don't want to know how Brian Masters found this out.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)
How fucking cool is that.
Still not a patch on Albert Fish though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)
had to look him up. Fucking hell.
Wiki' includes the following quotes "Next day about 2 P.M., I took tools, a good heavy cat-of-nine tails. Home made. Short handle. Cut one of my belts in half, slit these halves in six strips about 8 inches long. I whipped his bare behind till the blood ran from his legs. I cut off his ears – nose – slit his mouth from ear to ear. Gouged out his eyes. He was dead then. I stuck the knife in his belly and held my mouth to his body and drank his blood".

Now that is seriously fucked up.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)
oh who hasn't done that on a night out?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Albert Fish
is the originator of the 'Lord's Prayer Wank' - he was discovered having one by his son.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I prefer to say I'm widely read.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)
what the fuck is wrong with your Magpies?
ours don't do that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)
it's the recession

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)
....I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
I like magpies. ours are lovely, they sing pretty songs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I'm not
I don't think the recession has caused magpies to become extra aggressive. I didn't know they were so mean, they look so pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)
'stralian Magpies are different to european ones.
Ours are medium size crows which raid nests and generally bully anything smaller than themselves. Thet are also cowards, and fly away at the least sign of danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)
ohhhhhhhhhh.
Ours aren't even same species as crows. And they're pretty plucky. But it's funny watching sparrows harrass them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)
that's one of the reasons I want to move to Aus
we have pigeons, you have parrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)
We have parrots too now.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)
I did see a load in the trees when I was in a boat on the Thames
that was pretty cool. We have a pigeon family living just below our skylight, every morning he pokes his head in and croos at us. Wiggy hates him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)
also we have pigeons too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)
there are whole rhymes about magpies here
and how seeing different numbers of them impacts on our lives. If you see one you have to salute to avoid bad luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)
Nothing Today, yet.
I have an Autocad training session in a little while, and I can ignore the phone all day. I won't be on b3ta though, so you can all have a happy day too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:57, Reply)
I need to learn AutoCAD
I'm putting it off though because it looks hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)
Nope, its easy.
provided you mean 2D graphics, 3D with shading and stuff is hard.

I've been given a new electrical package to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)
I don't like AutoCAD for 3D
There're plenty other packages to use for doing that kind of stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)
I have no idea
I would be using it to make perspective drawings of interiors and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)
I wouldn't use AutoCAD for that
don't think I've ever seen anyone seriously using AutoCAD for perspective stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Happy Candle Day Mr V

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)
ooh mine was yesterday
stalked me right onto b3ta eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)
yeah, I got here 2 years earlier though
so I could set up my viewing platform.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)
I thought that telescope was so we could see the fields this all used to be!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
yeah, that's what it's for

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I was going to say something along these lines
But I wandered off. Google Sketchup is surprisingly good for doing perspective stuff on the cheap.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)
I'd probably do perspective stuff by hand tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)
So would I, with some strings.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)
easy for you to say
I've been working on 2 point perspective for my final drafting test and it's fucking rock hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
naa, it's easy

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)
fuck off
fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)
what are you drawing?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)
a kitchen
The main box shape of the room was fine, but I'm struggling a bit with all the cabinets I have to add in, they've got to be to scale and it has to be really exact, plus it's got to be ridiculously neat with 0.2mm lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
I used to love doing 2 point perspective
Never do stuff by hand these days though due to shapes being ridiculously complex.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)
I recall drawing a two point perspective of Queen's Street in Cardiff while at uni
with an intricate pedestrian footbridge I had designed. I ended up using a wok to draw the curves of the bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)
How resourceful
I seem to remember finishing our Graph Comm practical exam in about 20 minutes, then having to sit for nearly 2 hours watching other people flounder around getting things wrong. Morons.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)
I have similar memories
it's a shame no one actually draws anything by hand these days, cos I was good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
We had to do it again at uni
So it was a bit dull since I already could, and also infuriating to watch other people once again fail at doing it properly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Also, there's the issue of having to revise things so often these days
That you would lose hours of your life re-doing drawings each time, as opposed to quickly making changes to computer drawings. Especially when it's in 3D, as you can make a change to the model and it updates all of the drawings.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)
get out of here with your logic
and sensible points
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I might try and revert wherever I end up working to doing things by hand
Although CFD simulations probably wouldn't work too well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)
no, CFD is probably a little tricky for that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)
screw you, it's hard!
*sobs*

I just want to tell people what colour cushions to put in their living rooms, that's all! *more sobbing*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
I make up for it with the fact that I failed my English higher
So, y'know, swings and roundabouts.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
I have to draw a kitchen
so whilst it's all straight lines and stuff, I'm finding it quite tricky with the scale and stuff. Maths evades me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)
The scale's probably the toughest bit
To make sure you don't mess up one measurement that then ruins your entire drawing. You could get a scale ruler.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)
do you find them useful?
I've seen them around, but wasn't sure if it was worth it. I just spent bloody £17 on an adjustable set square and £165 on a drawing board, so at least the ruler is cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)
I don't use them, but I can do the maths in my head fine generally
I know a lot of folk that found them useful though, especially after using them a few times. Is that an adjustable angle set square? Never got round to getting one of those, or my own drawing board as I was being cheap and couldn't really be bothered. For £6, it probably wouldn't be bad if it helped you do things quicker.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)
thanks, I'll invest and see how it goes.
I'm not a maths person so I get paranoid and have to double check all my calculations every time so I don't fuck it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)
I'd tell people just to imagine it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)
Nice in bacon sarnies as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)
I like this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Step 1: Boot up AutoCAD
Step 2: Draw some lines
Step 3: Save, export or plot, depending on your particular whims.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)
Good idea.
Sarcastic young whipper snapper. I've been Autocadding since all this was fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)
I had to use it for a while
I found that's mostly what it all boiled down to in the end.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)
The phrase "I'll be glad rennets all over"
Why does it pop into my brain now rather than when all the cow puns were going on yesterday?

Bloody rubbish brain.
(Cave Duck, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)
What really pisses me off, is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)
Fuck Off Bert

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)
damn. beat me to it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)
Fuck off Bert

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)
:-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)
Fuck Off Bert.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)
I refuse to give you the satisfaction.
You're probably sat there in your kilt, the wind blowing through your jug ears, thinking 'ha! I made them do what I wanted - I'm important.'

The reality is simply that you are an irritating helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)
the very fact that I annoy you, and that you think I'm somebody else, is the only reason I'm here
you seem to get very wound up very easily, and there only appears to be one of us here with delusions of importance
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Fuck off Bert

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Happy candles

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Happy candlez, bumlord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)
holy shit
I had no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)
I would have thought
the years of sexual encounters with men might have given you an inkling.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)
I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
this was clever.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)
happy candles lovely

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)
thanks :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)
It's one of his better replies though.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)
although he's edited it now.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)
not hard

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)
That's what she said about your candle

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)
have you seen your mother?
Ron Jeremy would struggle to get hard when faced with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I wonder if/when you're ever going to say or do anything even remotely amusing

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)
"hello Kettle? This is Pot. You're black!"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)
Racist

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)
precisely my point, you idiot
on /links people play along with the joke, but some don't like it and get wound up, on /talk I've had a few decent conversations, but here it's all
fuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bert your boringfuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bert your boring

Do none of you realise how ironicly boring and repetitive you all are?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)
Then why stay?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)
I don't, I don't pop into this little corner or B3ta very often
but this morning, knowing how quickly these people got wound up has made me determined to stay a little longer
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)
I'm going to point out that I'm not wound up
and it's unlikely anyone else is either, but you will almost certainly not believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)
I do.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)
I'm glad somebody does

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)
now that IS ironic

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)
over here things tend to get repeated ad nauseum.
however in this instance, it is happening because you really are boring the shit out of everyone. I doubt anyone cares if you think that they are being ironically boring and repetitive.

some things aren't a joke. thinking you are Bert is. Thinking you are boring very much isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)
but the irony of being just as boring by saying the same crap over and over is far worse than my occasional 'fuck off cats'es?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)
But we find it amusing.
Because we know Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)
You make a fair point.
I think we should all give you another chance
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)
*chortle*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
Nah, not unless he starts to make more of an effort instead of polluting things around here.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)
Check the mouseover.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)
Fuck Off Cat Icons

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)
It's called
'paying you back with your own coin', you turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
I find the repeated Fuck off Bert's to be quite amusing
because you are obviously not him.

I haven't noticed you contributing a great deal more than saying fuck off cats, that's the trouble. I think cats should fuck off too, and agree that there is too much of them on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
you should have seen some of the stuff I've posted on /links, it's like vietnam over there man
I'm attempting to parody a few trolls I've seen, but you'd be amazed how quickly some people get really upset, somebody deleted an entire thread just because I called him grumpy the other day

it was all a bit :/
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)
you'd be amazed at how hard it to upset people on /OT
and you'd probably be disgusted at how stubborn and tenacious they can be!

they deleted it just because you called them grumpy? that's pretty touchy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)
well it may have been a conversation about how grumpy he was, but all he ever contributed was negative comments
I had no idea how upset he was getting, and then he deleted the thread and I gazzed him to apologise and it was all a big how-do-you-do
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)
if he couldn't take being called grumpy
then he shouldn't be so grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)
Only six dwarfs left to insult.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)
only contributing negative comments?
Was it Chompy?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
nope, I'm not naming names

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)
I don't think I would know who it was anyway
I don't frequent links.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)
It's 'ironically'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)
I'm sure it is, but now you've cheesed me off and I'm going to follow you around correct all your typos and spelling mistakes
you'd better watch your step now, buster
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)
God! you are Bert aren't you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)
yes, yes i am

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Roota was right all along.
Probably
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Good luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Poor girl
Such a bad mood so early. I'm sorry you're not having a good start.

I forgot to pick a spoon at home, so I couldn't have my breakfast on the train. I had it at work, but it's not the same.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Eating on public transport should be banned
I had to get up and swap seats because this cunt next to me was eating a bag of bacon wheat crunchies at a volume level more akin to open cast mining.

Then there was the lolfatty who produced a 4 pack of cakes and proceeded to inhale the fucking lot in about 6 minutes.

THEN there was the open mouthed Burger King Cunt, who's every mouthful of flesh sounded like someone mashing a bucket of liver with their feet. How I stopped myself from spitting in the their face, i'll never know.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
I LOVE your posts, CJ.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)
There is more bile waiting to get out
However, I fear that if I let some out, then there will be an uncontrolled emission that may result in a fatal aneurysm.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
I feel like that a lot.
I fear that if I really start venting, it'll be like that bloke on Brass Eye with 'the Gush'...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)
''Suddenly there's a look of panic on his face... like a sad face, freaky clown.. he couldn't stop.''

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)
applauds the use of lolfatty

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
I hate eating in public, I'm so conscious of grossing other people out that I try and hide it
and then I look like a spack.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Well, I'm quite well mannered
and eating yogurt doesn't make noise. However, if we had to ban everything that upsets someone, we wouldn't be allowed to move.

Take a deep breath, and try to smile for a change. It's not as difficult as you think. I you can't, think of all the inconvenient, rude, disgusting and upseting things that you do every day, and how many nice people put on with them and let you live.

xx
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)
I think we should give the first part of your post a try, the rest of it is obviously nonsense

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
X

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I bought a pasta snack meal a while ago
but it didn't have a little spoon with it so I had to go and buy a packet of 50 teaspoons.

I'm calm now, I've had a couple of coffees.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)
How ironic

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Alanis Morisette ironic?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)
Yes that was the joke.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
Good, I'm glad.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)
50 teaspoons!
I bet you'll never get to use all of them (I would imagine they're plastic)

I considered buying, but I would have missed the train, and I have a spoon at work (only because I forgot to take it home yesterday, and it needs a wash)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)
She will - she's a heroin addict.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I thought you had to use metal ones for that
But I'm a drug illiterate, so I might be wrong
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)
yeah melted plastic spoon would really ruin the heroin.
Or give it a nice kick, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I started sneaking them into Wiggy's belongings but he didn't notice a single one so I got bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Haha
You should try harder then. Maybe buy a 100 pack.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)
The fact that I'm at work
while my body is sending urgent messages that I need at least an hour's more sleep.
*awaits arrival of apostrophe police*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)
NEE NARR NEE NARR NEE NARR

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Hey hey aaay.......goodbye!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Good Lord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)
No.
I am The Doctor.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)
I imagined you making driving motions with your hands as you did that

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Yup.
I even did a 'tyre screech' noise as I 'parked'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)
I go away for 5 minutes to get my car to the garage for MOT and everyone comes out of the woodwork.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)
hey lovely.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
Hey lovely.
You spend too much time on the internet. You should be out having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)
That's nice
I hope you're not being rude there :P
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
For once......no : )
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Feeling better after a good night
A bit fed up with people not answering my emails and not confirming what they are doing... And my mother didn't call me yesterday and hasn't emailed me yet, which means that she's ver upset with me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
maybe she'll get so upset that she won't come
and that'll solve 99 of your problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
Haha
That's a bit hard on her, poor woman, she's helping me a lot, to be fair, it's that she puts a lot of pressure on at the same time.

Mark called her yesterday "bloody nuisance" and then told me that that's a 3/10 in the insults scale and I shouldn't get upset with him, but I'm not sure if I can trust him on that :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Depends how British he is
For a British gentleman to refer to someone as a bloody nuisance is probably about 8/10, whereas we commoners could call her a meddling skag and it would only be 3/10.

Not that I'm calling your mother a meddling skag, it was an example!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Nah! A bloody nuisance is nothing on the insult scale.
You would call your children a bloody nuisance, (but not in front of them).
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Ok, Ok
I'll take your word for it :)

In that case, yes, she is a bloody nuisance.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
I can't this time of year.
besides, I don't fit in around here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I understand.
Then stay here with like-minded folk and have fun instead : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I should clarify, when I said "around here"
I meant where I live, not b3ta. Although here too I feel sometimes.
But also - I live out of town, in the countryside. This time of day I'm too tired to drive back in.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)
We know what you meant.
Are you going to post anymore of your work on Facebook. It would be lovely to see more of your drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)
aha they were the only four I have in that style.
I'm in the middle of a fifth one, but I'll take some time on the weekend to post photos of my paintings and drawings that I have hanging up on the walls.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I look forward to seeing them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)
aha some of them are pretty terrible!
I'll only be posting the good stuff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)
I vote for a mass drawing of b3tans

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
if people send me photos that are in focus I probably could do that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
just facestalk
worked for Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
would rather not facestalk - that's creepy!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)
not sure if it is the tubestrike
Or the massively delayed taxi that is pissing me off more this morning - stuck at home with urgent docs that have to be couriered out to the other side before 2pm...

Stressystressystressy!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
You're doing legal work for the dead, now?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)
superfluous comma, there

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Sorry I'm late.
Fuck off Bert.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)
No, it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
tis
'You're doing legal work for the dead now?' makes perfect sense, 'You're doing work for the dead, now?' implies that there is something else that they're doing now as the first part is a statement, you have seperated it from the question.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

*facepalms*


*awaits Hiroshima*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)
I don't think I have ever seen such internet masochism.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)
'separated'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)
again, seperated is an acceptable regional variation

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Which region?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Mongshire.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)
that must be quite near to Anally-Pedantantic-On-Sea

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Spak-on-the -Wold

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)
The Mayor Of Simpleton.
B3ta needs more XTC references.
(Cave Duck, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Dear God!
Great idea.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)
The Dukes of Stratosfear realeases are amongst my favourite records ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)
home, home on the range
wait, am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
'Pedantantic'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Yes, it's where people who are pedantic about their antics live

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)
in all fairness
there is something else i am doing now. namely

WAITING FOR MY CUNTING TAXI WHERE IS THE USELESS INEPT TWAT ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DRIVE IT IS NOT EXACTLY ROCKET SCIENCE LEFT FOOT RIGHT FOOT TURN THE WHEEL A BIT FFS HURRY THE FUCK UP OR I SWEAR TO GOD HE WILL NEVER HAVE ANY CHILDREN BY THE TIME MY COLLEAGUE AND I HAVE FINISHED WITH HIM.

is what i am on hold to addison lee and just about to scream at them...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)
He's driving at the same time as an extra 500 buses and 50,000 cars
chillax.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)
how can i do that
i am stuck on my sofa already an hour late and no sign of the taxi and my colleague is screaming at me on the other phone because i booked it and everyone who lives on the sodding northern line, ie my boss and the senior on the team, have been there for hours....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)
How do you know the people who you've got to get them to are even going to be there?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)
the firm will accept service though and then she's off the hook

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)
I don't think she's got time for dinner.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)
that's just what i keep telling you
every single time you beg me to go out with you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Has wormulus been gazzing you as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)
i don't kiss and tell
but at least some people DO BOTHER to gaz me OCCASIONALLY
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)
you're that girl who gazzed me aren't you?
Could you tell these nice people to stop picking on me please?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)
oh yes
sorry about that, i was rather hammered and rather convinced you were bert, wasn't i?

sorry but they would never listen to a word i said...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)
it's alright, in your semi-sober state you were actually quite amusing

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)
hey now
i am very amusing.

this is rule one if you want to fit in around here. worship ME.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)
kk

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Can I lick your new shoes please mistress

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
good god man
i can't get them wet. do you have any idea how much they cost?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
Someone get the Waaaaambulance.
We have a code red.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
actually
dead clients are miles easier to deal with as a rule, they tend to have nice, non-emotive professionals dealing with their estates.

/trufax
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
sounds like a cheerful job

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)
usually come with money grabbing relatives though
When I worked in probate it was really shocking to see the amount of people trying to dupe their elderly parents out of money, you think that kind of thing only happens in soaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)
this is sad but true
i don't get that in the city, but when i worked out in uxbridge it happened all the time. we had one family who were just the biggest nest of vipers and vultures you've ever seen, one of the sons even took his father's wallet whilst they were waiting for the ambulance to take away the body.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)
*flabbergasted*
My utter loathing of the human race seems more and more justified every fucking day.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Maybe there was some coke in the wallet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Oh. Fair enough then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)
that was a superfluous full stop, a comma would have been more appropriate

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Once again, you are incorrect.
The full stop was used as deliberate device. You really should give this up, you oaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
full stops aren't a device, they're punctuation

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)
But in this case he was using it to denote a pause for comedy effect
so it was a device to show you how to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
this lot were particularly vile
we were acting for 1 brother suing the other 2 plus sister. my client was quite normal, the others lived together in a caravan attached to a 1 bed cottage. with no indoor bathroom. urgh. and amongst all the family paperwork were heartbreaking things from the recently deceased 90 year old parents about how dreadfully their children behaved, like cutting off their electricity and posting waterlogged rat corpses through the door. it was one of my more colourful files!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)
that is horrible
my ex worked in a hospital and said she saw kids not allow their parents back top their own houses so they could sell them off etc.

heart breaking really
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)
we had a guy come into the office with his very elderly mother who was becoming a bit forgetful
and he wanted to change the will which had previously left the house to his sister because she was living there whilst she spent every day looking after the mum. He told the solicitor that his mum wanted to change the will to cut the sister out entirely and leave everything to him. Luckily, the solicitor involved made the guy wait outside whilst she took uncoerced instructions and the mum didn't seem to know what was going on so the solicitor refused to amend the will, but he probably found a way around it. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)
some people are beyond belief or can really surprise you
as battered and kitty etc show below.

also you should never underestimate how bitter people can get following a break-up when it comes to property.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)
When my grandmother died I was the executor (of her estate, not for her death)
simple estate so I did it myself. My sister moaned that I had taken the costs of the funeral out of the estate before dividing the money between us!
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)
So your sister expected you to pay for the funeral?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Yep. I think this was so the fat cunt would have more money to spend on pies & doughnuts

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)
It's awful the way people become so consumed with money
My mum asked us which of her diamond rings we wanted her to leave in her will and I chose the little eternity ring and the engraved wedding ring because they were the prettiest and they meant the eternity ring meant the most. My sister chose the other two because they had the biggest diamonds on them. When my mum sold one of the diamonds a few years ago my sister suggested the will be rearranged to make it 'fair' again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)
That's awful. I gave my sister all of the jewellery & still split the cash equally regardless.
Then again, I didn't have much use for a 96 year old's ring. Badum tish.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
*giggles*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)
she's got her own massive diamond now
she went on about the clarity for quite a while, just to make sure I knew it was really good.

I only want a really little diamond, I think the big ones are ugly, but I know she's going to think it's because Wiggy can't afford a bigger one and will be smug about it. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
ok that is shocking
I did a bit of a jaw drop then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Just to look at this subject from the side of those leaving the money for a moment.
I have something of a dilemma. Our family group consists of myself and my partner. Daughter 1 who is from my partner's previous relationship and daughter 2 who is both of ours.
The dilemma is with our wills. Daughter 1's Dad earns more than my partner & me combined,but at this point has little in the way of assets. He has no other children. SHould we split whatever we have equally between the two girls so that they feel like they have been treat equally by us. Or should we make some "offset" in favour of daughter 2 so that they have an overall equality from their three parents?
(Cave Duck, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Equal.
Never take for granted what your step-daughter's father will do with his will.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
I agree with BGB
take him out of the equation, he could lose everything tomorrow, you never know. Plus he might be a douche and leave everything to his cats or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Kill his cats.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
But he lives 100 miles away, it's a long way to go just to kill his cats.
Especially as he doesn't have any cats.
(Cave Duck, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
how sneaky of him!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
The devious fucker.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
Thanks to you both.
To be fair, step-daughter's dad has always been fairly financially generous with regard to her. I'm increasingly thinking that the will should be split 50/50, more for the emotional legacy than anything else. However, I may speak to both my step-daughter and her dad and explain that when my dear old mum eventually pops off that some of that money will be set aside for daughter 2.
(Cave Duck, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

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