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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's mental.
All joking aside, why would anyone bother to go our of their way to teach kids? Way too much paperwork - I can't imagine there are more kiddie-fiddlers in the world now than when I was a youngster?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:46, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
maybe that should be the new test
anyone who is willing to go through the 80,000 levels of checks is obviously a paedophile, anyone who says 'fuck this' at the third or fourth is obviously not an invested paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Woo-Hoo!
Thanks to the Kitty test I'm not a 'phile!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
I did point out at some meeting about this
that all CRB checks and full disclosure proved was that you'd not been caught, so therefore you are a really GOOD paedophile. So, basically, we are streamlining and evolutionarily advancing the paedo gene.

That went down really well. 8 years in this place has broken me for the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
I don't even teach kids.
If I had my way I wouldn't teach at all. But I have disclosure just so I can do science festivals and media stuff with kids.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Serious answer
because I think I will be good at it. I hate seeing ten year olds walking around at 11pm drinking and smoking. If I can be a positive influence on someones first academic experience I will get job satisfaction.

In all likelihood though I imagine I will hate the cunts after 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
You misunderstand.
I just wonder why the powers that be make this career choice so paper-work heavy.

If you want to take a load of kids on some trip in the summer holidays, you need one of these checks, if you want to run a sports team, that's another check.

Too many checks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
That's pretty much my forte on here innit bruv.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

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