Hence the less than 8.5 fingers.
LEARN TO READ JEFF
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I couldn't remember if it was a Otter or a Sealion
That's all.

And now you're having a go at me... *sobs*

EDIT: The Otter was called Edal according to Wiki
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Your ability to use the internet to research things has redeemed you
And you are my new favourite interneter
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

That won't last.
I'm taking the title of 'favourite interneter' with a massive pinch of salt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

You're one of mine, Jeff, and no mistake.
The original 'Dog Fucker' day had me crying at my desk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Did you also discover
that Johnny Morris' family took Nutkins to court following Morris' demise, because Johnny was so keen on Tel that he left his house to him. He didn't like his own kids and they got bugger all.

Haha unlucky, Morris juniors!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I read the bit that just said 'Nutkins copped a load of Johnny's estate'
But didn't realise there was a dispute over it.

Me wonders if Nutkins had some sort of 'hold' over Johnny?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Definitely.
Tel must have known something about Johnny interfering with animals, that's my guess.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I love when people use the word 'interfering' with sexual connotations
it makes me laugh.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

He didn't do all those silly voices for nothing.
That ape that kept jumping on him was obviously trying to damage Johhny so he could make his escape.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)