Sounds like a film I saw somewhere...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Which bit, the vomiting or the Russian?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

The vomiting
I don't recall any films which involved Russian people eating Oriental food. Though I know a Russian who's dating an Oriental lady and I have eaten Oriental food with both of them. I shall be sure to film it next time to remedy the aforementioned void in my life.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I've told you the vomiting-into-a-cup story.
Oh, please do. It sounds ever so exciting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I have a sneaking suspicion
That if we have everyone round the table speak in French, we can pass it off as an art-house film and the sort of wankers who appear on Newsnight Review will take it very seriously.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Depending on the flavour of Oriental
you can have THE SPECTRE OF COMMUNISM floating above it. And sex. Can't have a poncy art house film without sex.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Indeed
It wouldn't really fall within the definition of a poncy art house film if it didn't have sex in it. Unsimulated, preferably.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

And it needs some impenetrable name that has supposed deeper meaning.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

The Light in Chains
perhaps
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I once asked Yahoo Answers what it would look like if a black person and an oriental person had a baby
I got called racist.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I'm not suprised.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I was genuinely curious
having watched Grey's Anatomy where Sandra Oh and the black guy get it on.

A couple of people gave me serious answers. Lyrics Born has a Thai mother and a black father I think. And someone posted a picture of her friend who was black/oriental, she was beautiful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I'd probably think quite hot
I know a half Turkish half Oriental girl. She's stunning.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)